Those bribes are chump change for them. Guess how the chumps are?

Carved in stone: Where there's betting, there's cheating.

If you can watch this video and not be ENRAGED WITH THE FIRE FROM HELL, well, then you're not fucking HUMAN. I want to see these ICE fuckers HEADS ON A FUCKING SPIKE!

NOT SATIRE!!!

I'm pretty upbeat that way... hahaha

American Shit Storm:

“You guys got a guest room?”

🤣😂🤣

Wait. We’re going to need way more poutine, aren’t we?

Let's hear it for a real Chicago welcome!

From the HBO Chernobyl series, we learned the catastrophe could have been averted if the soviets hadn't gotten chintzy with the cooling rod tips. In Kate Brown's PLUTOPIA, there are scenes of their 1st reactor basement being dug out with sticks, like with the White Sea Canal!

These incompetent boobs would likely nuke themselves.

Platner translates from the German as craven dolt.

Wow. A vignette of tragedy overwhelming a melodrama.

Only the best appreciate:

If we can't detect it...

The Typos... fuck

For the year's World Series to be a fair competition, there should be a two-run tariff placed on the Blue Jays. What say you, our Canadian friends?

If you don’t endorse bulldozing the ballroom I can’t support you for president

One thing about Trump is that he never stops shitting on us.

Invasive species

Like peering straight into Musk's dense and rigid intellect.

In the PNW, boomers were raised under the lingering attitudes with which the Great Depression burdened our parents and grandparents. More than Old World or rural thrift, it was a continual dread of reliving those years of destitution.

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, & one song you can’t stand:

Deviled eggs
Behind Enemy Lines
Horse With No Name

WNUF just isn't right. Even the ads are scary.

"He shits on your shelf"

Death Squads for Maple Leaf, is it?

Insights here that go beyond cinema.

After all, Trump's the Einstein of common sense, so this was all expected.

Washing drug money while blowing up supposed drug boats.

Good thing a week of rain is coming to Portland then.

CNN's Kaitlan Collins: Can you say why you chose to pardon the founder of Binance? And was it because of his involvement in your family's crypto business?

Trump: "I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know, he was recommended by a lot of people... you know nothing about nothing, you fake news!"