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Mark Greig

@wrdface.bsky.social

TV writer of weegie detectives, neo-noir detectives, posh detectives, beat cops, metaphysical cops, psychics, multiverse cops, trauma surgeons, unPC cops, fugue state cops, bruv cops, footballers gone bad, fisherfolk turned crim and body cops.

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There's football and there's the epic drama of Scotland football ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

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18.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A post by Zarah Sultana of 'Your Party', that uses a generated image with the words 'Your Party, County Durham Launch', surrounded by nine simple, flat images of images in silhouette with single colour backgrounds, presumably intended to represent Durham, four of which are a man with a weirdly long pick-axe, one is a building, two are gantries of some kind โ€“ for a coal mine? โ€“ and one is some kind of floating lamp. I will expand on this in the thread.

A post by Zarah Sultana of 'Your Party', that uses a generated image with the words 'Your Party, County Durham Launch', surrounded by nine simple, flat images of images in silhouette with single colour backgrounds, presumably intended to represent Durham, four of which are a man with a weirdly long pick-axe, one is a building, two are gantries of some kind โ€“ for a coal mine? โ€“ and one is some kind of floating lamp. I will expand on this in the thread.

Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.

Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/

15.11.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1177    ๐Ÿ” 463    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96

No Cliff, no Heathcliff

14.11.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bit cynical about bands getting back together after decades out, but if these lads did I'd sell the dog for a ticket.

Actually no, maybe one of the kids.

12.11.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They absolutely were. Saw them a few times and they were always great but a T&C club gig in the
Psychosis Blues era was one of my all-time top music experiences. Thrilling

12.11.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sarah Vine โ€ข @WestminsterWAGโ€ข โ€ข9h g
Islamists screaming allahu Akbar outside villa park - and the person who gets arrested is a 17-year-old boy who goes to debate them.
Meanwhile, a woman is condemned for 'face-crime'.
What is going on?

Sarah Vine โ€ข @WestminsterWAGโ€ข โ€ข9h g Islamists screaming allahu Akbar outside villa park - and the person who gets arrested is a 17-year-old boy who goes to debate them. Meanwhile, a woman is condemned for 'face-crime'. What is going on?

Whatโ€™s happened here is that, by sticking to their guns and refusing to be intimidated and shitehoused, the club and police have thankfully prevented Parliament and the press inciting rioting and running battles in the streets of a major city.

07.11.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 591    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Taking the think out of tank

06.11.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 289    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Always remember this place is run by Yanks, so this advice is vitally important. Remember those people will shoot each other in the face but absolutely freak out at the word 'cunt'.

06.11.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

05.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30677    ๐Ÿ” 4090    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1297    ๐Ÿ“Œ 450

You may not vote tactically. Fortunately other Green voters are not you.

04.11.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Simply one of the most haunting and beautiful songs I've ever heard.

01.11.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TV touchstone. Saw it long before I started writing but absorbed more about how to write well for tv from EoD than from anything else. If I'm pleased with anything I've done at all, it was sneaking a hommage/pastiche into Ashes to Ashes. Thank you Troy. Wish I could have met him to say that.

01.11.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day
and he thinks Farage is the right man to
sort Britain out. He says he reminds him
of one of the commanders he fought
alongside with distinction. In the next
few weeks he's going to auction off his
medals and donate all the money to
Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

01.11.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2839    ๐Ÿ” 689    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

That's great to hear. Our girl was similar, but young enough to shed it all over time.

01.11.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like he'll clean up fine once he shaves his beard. Good luck with your new human - it's a generous act to rescue them.

01.11.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just 7 1/2 hours to go to Vote in the National Trust Council elections. Your vote will help keep out the Restore Trust entryists.

31.10.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a dick

29.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reform MP Sarah Pochin not in the chamber today for #PMQs it must be because seeing our faces makes her madโ€ฆ

29.10.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1264    ๐Ÿ” 270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, heโ€™s just a โ€˜nerdyโ€™ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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29.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1474    ๐Ÿ” 826    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183

The win 10 lenovo I bought refurb came out in 2016 & still works fine - I'm only replacing cos win 10's not being upgraded. There's nothing soecial about Mac internals, it's screen & ui you pay for & ui's just habits. Lenovo keyboard has lovely solid feel to it, a big win from my pov.

29.10.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For something a bit lighter & more battery life, ยฃ500 refurb is plenty

I might glance at a Mont blanc in a window display, maybe even weigh it in my hand, but if I'm going to carry something about to write with I'm happier with a bic. Okay, a pilot. Retractable.

29.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All solid, do the job, bought refurb for less than ยฃ350. If you buy from the biz lines there's no need to buy new. From past experience they'll keep running till MS force win 12 or techbro clippy on the universe. Battery life is 3-4 hours real world use.

29.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lenovo thinkpads x line are solid & reliable. I recently got laptops for me & fam cos death of win 10. Lenovo x390 as gen household, Hp elitebook 850 & x360 for me (writing - word, fadein, fucking final fucking draft - & procrastinating) and student daughter (graphics, photoshop, 24 hour streaming).

29.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coventry South needs a by-election soon Zarah Sultana has no mandate for disarming the people of Britain and betraying Ukraine

"To say 'Zelenskyy is no friend of the working class' is an insulting, facile distraction from the fact that Sultana refuses to support the Ukrainian peopleโ€™s fight for existence."

Proper cold fury and moral clarity from @paulmason.bsky.social on Sultana.

open.substack.com/pub/htsf/p/c...

28.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 734    ๐Ÿ” 237    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

This is not a 'but let's hear the other side' situation. She is an MP and her statement was racist in both phrasing and intent. That is a statement of fact, and to 'yes but' demonstrates the most feeble moral cowardice. I realise the post is clickbait BS headline, but I still expect better.

28.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

26.10.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6522    ๐Ÿ” 2364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
Post image 23.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 780    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

It will be from this point at any rate, and I regret those many many nights when I didn't have a boiled egg to come home to. With toast.

18.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took me far too many reads to spot it. I haven't done wordle yet either. Probably best leave it there for the day.

18.10.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Riverman
YouTube video by Robin Rimbaud-Scanner Riverman

A midweek distraction for you, well, for only 3 minutes, but it's a little cover of a charming song by British singer-songwriter Nick Drake, using only instruments from
@soniccouture.bsky.social

youtu.be/OQrZmHxUP1Q

15.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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