Dottie Riot

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i can’t wait to scream “FUUUUUUCK!!!!”with the audience this Thursday while hosting Burlesque N Beyond. It’s truly one of my favorite hosting bits and it seems more helpful now than ever

The power of a t-girl mosh pit at a metal show 🫶🫶🫶

My family 😍

Phan Thi Kim Phuc Is her name. She’s still alive and kicking ass to save & support kids in war torn countries.

Weapons was a solid horror film, but the way those kids ran scared me the most and I’m so glad that the reason why is for a very visceral reason:

How much glitter, spinning tassels, and lewd body language can get us out of this current crisis?

Asking for a friend…

Seattle Burlesque-
What’s good Tomorrow night? I want to go to a shop!

bats are just Halloween butterflies

Excited to finally announce my Summerween show! Coming to Moonrose Vintage on July 23, which is 100 days to Halloween!

Audiences when their favorite performer is up on stage: 😍🤩🥰

Audiences when- after the show- their favorite performer is tryin to making it through the bar with their luggage and props: 🙄😒😠

There is nothing like the summertime charm of living on a very popular city street and hearing someone blast an absolute banger like “I wanna Dance with Somebody” on a tiny radio.
🚲📻🎶

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When they call a teasing costume reveal a drag move…

The Rehearsal is such a mind boggling exercise in the absurdity of reality tv production. The lengths Nathan Fielder goes to make his point is a maze and the fact that HBO gives him such a huge budget to thoroughly explore that maze is shocking.

I’m so entertained

At the Metallica show in Philly. Grateful it’ll the smell of Chickie N Pete’s fries is stronger than the BO

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Sometimes you just need a silly kung fu movie to feel better. Drunken Master still delights after multiple watches 🤩

i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation

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The Rehearsal is peak “reality” tv and I’m so bummed more people understand it’s bizarre humor and beautiful intricacies.

Who else is going to BHOF and nervous to fly? 👀

Bills that ban porn DO NOT get rid of porn. Porn, like abortions, moves underground, and any industry health/safety regulations put in place disappear. Women in sex work suffer, and a purposefully vague definition of what constitutes porn will be used to ban queer literature. This is Christocracy bs

$8 for two shots of tequila and two seltzer waters… New Orleans you are WILD!!!

I’m so depressed no amount of any comfort show is making me feel comforted.

reading is cool.

This is the only way for peace of mind.

“Devour feculence” is “eat shit” in cursive. I can see it written in glittery gel pen with flowers & hearts around it. ✨💕😄💩🌸✨
#Severance

The prayer app ads really nailed it home for me

Telling myself to not be butthurt when someone uses a hosting shtick you came up with. Instead be honored they were positively influenced 😌

It’s hard out here for perfectionists in an actively crumbling capitalist society.

A belated birthday gift to myself: an early period 😌

The cute-tininess of the Polaroid Go almost got me but the price made me reconsider