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@mariokartdwi.bsky.social

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Latest posts by mariokartdwi.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’ve been holding off trying it because of how much Disney Dreamlight Valley sucked me in lol

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Love this journey for you

23.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy for you I guess

23.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the word prove it behind him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the word prove it behind him
23.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If there's one thing about me is that I very much want to see all of you in your underwear

22.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 41    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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wicked: for good (2025)

22.11.2025 23:50 — 👍 51    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

God damnit. On*

22.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am v nervous about friday

22.11.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same but minus the hangover part

22.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss putting in my speedo on Saturday afternoons and having a cocktail in the pool

22.11.2025 19:54 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lemme just

22.11.2025 11:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m an ordained minister and available for the wedding you’re welcome

22.11.2025 04:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now kiss

21.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a wheelchair with the words everyone knows that you 're easy and loose below him ALT: a man in a wheelchair with the words everyone knows that you 're easy and loose below him
21.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now kiss (can I watch)

21.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My statement still stands

21.11.2025 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is @mr-chitown.bsky.social if he could grow chest hair

21.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Zoom working overtime

21.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I spent less than that on a case today and it is tasting quite delicious

21.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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At this point watching #dwts should be considered self-harm with the amount of anger I feel when Derek Hough speaks

19.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

D wanted to pull the trigger and I said absolutely not

17.11.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We looked up tickets. They were like $150 lol

17.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The way my balls are hanging while crawling into this hotel bed right now. They’re heavy and low.

17.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jersey your services are no longer required #RHORI

16.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 57    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 5

“I don’t kiss and tell” okay can you film it then or

16.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 87    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

I think you should show us proof of you snacking on him

16.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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