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“I mean… I voted for him, but I didn’t vote for thi-“

08.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 98    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

But there are flight benefits so I can fly to pools

08.10.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hire me so I can be the anomaly

08.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Joyous, Consequential Life of Dr. Francisco Marquez Amazon.com: The Joyous, Consequential Life of Dr. Francisco Marquez eBook : Starrett, Ryan: Kindle Store

If you’re curious and want a light, fictional read, here’s the kindle link! And if you do read it, I’d love to hear your thoughts and questions 😂

The Joyous, Consequential Life of Dr. Francisco Marquez by Ryan Starrett www.amazon.com/dp/B0F46NMSW...

08.10.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The accurate descriptions of my tiny, closed-minded hometown? Incredible. The not-so-subtle descriptions of other teachers and parents? Amazing. The balls this man had to not change some last names? Obsessed.

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I found out this week my religion teacher from high school wrote a book loosely based on the life of the principal we had at the time. And I cannot put this book down.

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It’s me. I’m gay.

08.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face .
08.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then I can take yours off. Wait what

08.10.2025 12:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes

08.10.2025 12:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy anniversary, boys!! 🤍

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Watching Wayward and what the fuck is happening in this school?????

07.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Opus

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The swimming pool one

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I’ll moan in your Lisa

06.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Moan-a Lisa

06.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is exactly how I hoped it would

06.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👀

06.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We started it tonight and I’m obsessed

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👀

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My husband’s love for physical media came in handy last night when we couldn’t find I Still Know What You Did Last Summer on streaming without having to buy it lol

05.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Watched TLOAS movie and a little girl gave the whole theater friendship bracelets 🥹

05.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same

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Ain’t nothin little about that pp!

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H-word

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