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@mariokartdwi.bsky.social

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Maybe

11.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@erosidle.bsky.social

11.08.2025 00:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s one person’s posts specifically that I’m like “how does anyone tolerate you? Or do they”

10.08.2025 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You ever just read someone’s posts online and just know they’re absolutely insufferable in real life too?

10.08.2025 15:43 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

On my way!

10.08.2025 11:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where can I buy a ticket?

10.08.2025 11:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me yesterday

10.08.2025 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hiiiiiii 👋🏼

- sent from my bed

10.08.2025 03:47 — 👍 100    🔁 1    💬 8    📌 0

Hey

10.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

having fun without me? I hope you die

09.08.2025 04:10 — 👍 42    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1

Tequila*

09.08.2025 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh!

09.08.2025 04:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never

09.08.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fresh sheets: ✅
Fresh shower and shave: ✅
Martini: coming up

Ideal Friday night

09.08.2025 01:39 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I care, Brady. It looks great!

08.08.2025 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy fcf

08.08.2025 13:04 — 👍 276    🔁 19    💬 8    📌 0

Me next

06.08.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re right. But when is the question

06.08.2025 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fighting the urge right now

06.08.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same

03.08.2025 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should kiss

03.08.2025 14:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same

03.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For briefs, skims are the most comfortable pair I have ever worn

03.08.2025 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For what it’s worth, I think I would have also said no. But oh what could have been for you 😭

03.08.2025 13:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think this every day. And “why didn’t I come out sooner”

03.08.2025 13:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

03.08.2025 12:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 03.08.2025 12:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Worked 15 hours straight yesterday and about to go back for 8 more. Pray for my feet and send n*des because I am somehow h*rny again on this Sunday

03.08.2025 12:26 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🙂‍↕️

01.08.2025 13:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very. Something I’d love to investigate more

01.08.2025 12:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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