alex

less than a week until saturn gets his foot off my damn neck.

I am aware how leo coded this is

if you’re not celebrating your birthday all month and buying yourself a bunch of lil presents….like what are you doing??

belly hurts because I ate tomatoes. worth it.

the music videos I make in my head are soooo cool

Had to deal with someone recently who did not like me and said I had dark energy…..so my coworker drew this picture of me.

just realized I posted pics with my size 11’s on full display

Idk it’s my day off.

I need transplants to realize I hat just because you have an Appalachian mamaw and papaw doesn’t mean you get to come in and try to educate the fucking locals on their own home.

And then we’ll go after Cabella’s. They’ll never see it coming.

Spacehog is going on tour. I’m stoked, but what the fuck is happening?

summer playlist

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peggy hill apologist

started doing tai chi so I’m basically learning how to waterbend and it’s so much fun.

Netanyahu is going to split hell wide open.

Being chronically ill will jump start an ego death quicker than acid ever could.

#newprofilepic

I need lake house money

🫒

I get the hot lady killing you thing now

I don’t know why I decided to have my dinosaur phase at 28 but here we are.

no wonder thinking about her got paoaw through Vietnam

Been really into the white stripes recently

quote with your top 10 on repeat !!

Gym rat, but the weaker, lazier version.
A gym mouse if you will.

love you 💙

In a committed relationship with my tens unit.

you got it babyyy

Spring is in the air, which means it’s that time of year where I eat my body weight in pickled eggs.