@holbrook.bsky.social
me and jacob on the way to a gig after the wheels, doors, roof, quarter panels, hood, trunk, motor, and brakes fall off our car
14.02.2026 00:45 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0inexcusable for an announcer to say live on national television. do better nbc. #chriscollinsworthCANCELED
09.02.2026 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i heard what chris collinsworth said. #chriscollinsworthCANCELED
09.02.2026 02:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1guy with the worst memory ever: βi know i left my keys right here! bro, itβs gotta be the mandela effect!β
07.02.2026 19:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0french onion soup beans
03.02.2026 13:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0liza minnelli implies the existence of an unknown brother, lizo minnelli
30.01.2026 22:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0co-sign
26.01.2026 23:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0his gluttony has been documented and will be punished to the fullest extent of the law
24.01.2026 17:14 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this is what everyone wearing barrel cut jeans looks like to me
19.01.2026 03:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ambyr came up with the terf acronym so she gets 50% royalties from this post. one like = one more dollar in her pocket
12.01.2026 22:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a ford focus with the text βyeah iβm a terf! Truck Exclusionary Radical Fordβ overlaid on the image
CHECKMATE LIBRULS
12.01.2026 22:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0put my contacts in and now i can see in hd
07.01.2026 01:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TONY
06.01.2026 15:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting sucked off by a meteorologist call that sloppy doppy
01.01.2026 03:40 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0rough 2025? just keep the old adage in mind:
25--rhymes with hive: bees will eat you alive!
26--rhymes with dicks: it's *not* the year for tricks.
we're all gonna be just fine
ambyr came through
29.12.2025 20:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0wish i had another oatmeal cream pie
29.12.2025 06:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
at&t don't like it
mock the chatbot
mock the chatbot
the twist in the middle of her smoking ginger and then a reveal of a man named mike pizza made me feel like i had slipped into a different dimension
25.12.2025 05:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0boomer comedians: i hate my wife!!!
woke boomer comedians: i hate my wife (she/they)!!!
bro can i hit your epipen
19.12.2025 03:54 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0i will give his shoulder a kiss to make it better tomorrow
19.12.2025 03:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0think the universe is headed toward entropy? well then explain how my zyn pouches ladder-stacked themselves inside the can in my pocket. checkmate bitches.
16.12.2025 03:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i cannot be tricked by the false motion of the ATM sign lights. the devil speaks to me through the wall, the eternal trickster.
08.12.2025 00:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i am santa claus incarnate, born into the virgin snowman
27.11.2025 04:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0great british bake off recipes have never been more attainable
27.11.2025 04:09 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0having supportive, loving, talented friends is such a blessing. i canβt imagine a life without the support system i have. love you all bunches β€οΈ
23.11.2025 22:51 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pressing t shirts and watching how itβs made with @jackalopefun.bsky.social and @ambyrvi.bsky.social
21.11.2025 05:07 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0clown job
11.11.2025 01:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i know not the hour nor day, but a time will come when this image is important.
08.11.2025 21:40 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
