@justinfartlett.bsky.social
Get a load of this guy
This is high praise
24.11.2025 16:11 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Farting and it sounds exactly like Pony by ginuwine
22.11.2025 08:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This one goes out to all my #jonasbrothers heads out there
Jingle bells
Kevin smells
Joe laid an egg
The Jonasmobile lost its wheel
And nick laid an egg
Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate
a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you."
09.11.2025 08:49 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1I know a werewolf going crazy rn
06.11.2025 03:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine a horse winning the Kentucky derby named osama bin laden
31.10.2025 04:50 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have no brand loyalty. I swap between Coke and Pepsi at the drop of a hat. I let the wind tell me if Iβm going to food city or Walmart. Nothing matters.
24.10.2025 05:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the third highest rookie debut point total in NBA history. π
23.10.2025 14:55 β π 43 π 8 π¬ 2 π 3
With 34 points tonight, 76ers G VJ Edgecombe scored the third most for a player in their career debut and the MOST SINCE Wilt Chamberlain in 1959 π€―
π₯ Wilt Chamberlain: 43 PTS (Oct. 24, 1959)
π₯ Frank Selvy: 35 PTS (Nov. 30, 1954)
π₯ VJ Edgecombe: 34 PTS in 2025 (tonight)
The chase is back on
17.10.2025 15:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*eminem voice* Iβm beginning to feel like a cat dog
10.10.2025 04:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is Christian getting pissed because the lines are too long?
06.10.2025 21:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yβall wanna parlay with me now that Iβm captain of this vessel but where were you when I was swabbing the poop deck
30.09.2025 03:43 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0See previous (im hurt again)
25.09.2025 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm ready to get hurt again
24.09.2025 14:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π£ WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES, TOPPER!
16.09.2025 05:59 β π 104 π 23 π¬ 0 π 12Dating someone who wears meundies is crazy itβs like damn you really were listening to podcasts in 2014
15.09.2025 03:29 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ducks have a breader kink
01.09.2025 16:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guy who starts the fantasy football draft with a land acknowledgement
23.08.2025 02:29 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
reject modernity embrace tradition
21.08.2025 03:27 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
20.08.2025 14:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I see the vision, get it on the menu and Iβll order 10
07.08.2025 21:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0do it lady !!
01.08.2025 02:28 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
wait, whats that? by gawd thats the devils entrance music!
24.07.2025 15:52 β π 184 π 18 π¬ 8 π 1Guy with a foot fetish who constantly crashes his car so the tow truck will come
24.07.2025 03:01 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Invented a new sandwich called the devils cigar which is just a flatbread rolled up with a bunch of pimento cheese and chili crisp. Itβs fine
21.07.2025 23:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The All-Stars wearing a shirt saying βPay Us What You Owe Usβ during warmups.
The players with a clear message during warmups.
20.07.2025 00:25 β π 5277 π 815 π¬ 100 π 68I made my local newspaper last week, my band was mentioned in it this week. EEK! is on the rise!!
18.07.2025 23:27 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Sharks watching food porn be like oh my god Iβm about to chum
08.07.2025 04:05 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ate a single drop of red 40 and Iβm hearing the voices again
06.07.2025 04:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
