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well what's the fucking point then

amazing way to find out about two things

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

These would taste SO much worse if they were orange

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

I personally think everyone at Bluesky should be ashamed that this video even was made (I added the captions and their links are in the replies)

guy who has a tar pit in his home: check it out, i'm in the house like tar pit

you're pretty chill for someone who could get hit by a meteor at any time

I'll Do Anything For 8 Red Dollars

Fucking Thing In The Cavern

Know the Face of God

i need new deltarune

*retreats into a cave in the mountains to meditate for 50 years and listen to the universe reveal its infinite secrets, comes out the cave and says this*

that moment when you use friend group 1 humor with the rabid grizzly bear that will tear all of your skin off anyway

this inflation is crazy

bad stomach ache today shoutout to all the women you're stronger than me

Village priest, entirely unqualified: In Jesus Christ you are reborn, and so shall your name uh, be, uh,
Convert: I am humbled
Village priest: So shall it be
Humboldt: what the fuck

that is awful i hope it changes tjhansk

my first beet! #helloworld #wine #winemoments