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“If the scholarship recipients were seeking attention, then the action was a success,” said Güler. “But I expect a different kind of criticism from students, who are all role models for their own or younger generations and the pride of the generations before them.” One doesn’t simply turn one’s back on people with whom one disagrees, Güler said. She expects these role models, the Christian Democrat emphasized, “to engage in critical discourse, to speak out.”

So we can now add "quietly turning your back on someone" to the forms of protest the CDU thinks are illegitimate.

sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available

A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

du sagst das Haus in Kevin allein zu Haus wird gleichsam selbst zum Darsteller meinst du nicht ich sage nein das meine ich ganz gewiss nicht

This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰

new grammatical mood: the resubmissive, for the subservient tone in the cover letter of your major revisions manuscript

A meme of 'Is this an archive?' showing a grid with various classifications of things that might be archives based on their content and structure.

Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry

*whispering* "cissification kink"

White folks, let me tell you a secret to making good food my mama told me: You have to season food at each step of the food preparation. You can't wait until the end to dump a load of seasoning.

You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.

Früher dachte ich, dass man als erwachsene Person viel Zeit in so Meetings verbringt, wo man mit Schwung Papiere unterzeichnet, aber tatsächlich verbringt man viel mehr Zeit damit, mit Hilfe von Youtube elektrische Geräte zu reparieren.

Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

der Samstag liegt vor uns wie ein Tagebuch das jemand auf der Parkbank vergessen hat sehr reizvoll

however, it is not like adhd at all in that I am enjoying it greatly

silent hill f is kinda like having adhd in that when the goal or key is sitting there in the open, I'm immediately filled with unease as it radiates importance and am suddenly compelled to make sure I go do everything else humanly possible before touching it

"Ja!"
Peters Stimme zitterte.
"Ja, ich lese Comics, und ja, ich liebe Musicals! Wenn das 'too much' für dich ist ..."
Andrea wartete, doch Peter beendete den Satz nicht. Seine Gänsefüßchenfinger waren in der Luft erstarrt.
Sie seufzte. Auf seinem Profil hatte er robuster gewirkt.

trans ecelebs should be paid a stipend by Big Gender that scales with number of eggs cracked tbh

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry

Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Früher war eine Mark noch die Welt. Wir kamen dann wieder und hatten zwei Kästen Fanta, zwei Mickey Maus Hefte, drei Tafeln Schokolade... Heute ist alles videoüberwacht.

eine*r gendert
alle weimern

ich überlege was ich heute Abend kochen könnte oder wie ihr es schlimmerweise ausdrücken würdet "ich arbeite zu den Themen Ernährung und Genuss vor dem Hintergrund queerer Selbstsorge"

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

Je mehr Einführungen in die Filmanalyse ich lese, desto mehr denke ich, dass Filmwissenschaft einfach nur eine schlampigere Literaturwissenschaft ist?! Also, wie mit Begriffen (zum Großteil aus der Litwiss?) herumgeworfen wird? 🤔

tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

(Knows nothing about her music) Taylor Swift i sure hope it does i need that suit asap the wedding’s next week