Big balls for new inflation commissioner.

Only the dumbest and most racist wanted!0

Quick! Fire whoever gave that data.

Multiple people have never worked in a kitchen and also clearly have brain problems.

In France wouldn’t it be Chaturday?

Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

Mobster mentality.

[narrator: no, they couldn’t.]

No, the workers want to work! They yearn to sell more of their labour.

I have a simple rule: if someone can’t be bothered to write it, why should I be bothered to read it?

From the same people who ground up and ate mummies.

*Now they all have extra seasoning

The more curious you are, the better you can cope with change.

Kirsti Noem was questioned at Congress about her departments plan to buy a new gulfstream jet, valued at $50M.

Quick question: aren’t they the ones concerned with waste, fraud and abuse?

Sentence fragments.

Needs more sharpie.

Has this guy never watched the Godfather?

Crazy how long this conversation has been going on

One of the first actions of the fascist government in “Prophet Song”

What is Quatar?

…by giving him unchecked power under the guise of “official duties”.

Nobody won a majority.

This is just until he is forced to return to his mothership.

Yet further proof that money ≠ smart, funny or cool.

Fragile pathetic white men with no real talent or skills are really going through some things.

Sir Kier is turning out to be a busted flush.

This quote is wrong. She didn’t say “so be it”.

I’m no astronaut but I don’t think we can see national borders from space.

One man died with $100 to his name. The other gives out dinners to the biggest buyers of his memecoin, so practically the same…