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@ashvalewrites.bsky.social

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ canadian writer, game master, gremlin (they/them) πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ co-founder of @othersidespec.bsky.social πŸ–‹ fantasy, romance, horror πŸ“– words at or coming from Nightmare, Heartlines, PseudoPod, and more website: https://ash-vale.ca/

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Lanugo - Uncharted The Hunger haunts me most when I’m nauseous, which feels like it’s all the time these days. Morning sickness, my ass. I throw up at a minimum once per day, and it’s not just in the morning. The nausea...

"The Hunger haunts me most when I’m nauseous, which feels like it’s all the time these days."

Check out this new story by @ashvalewrites.bsky.social in @unchartedmag.bsky.social!

05.12.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You
- Hayley DeRoche
Your last words
But before them
What to murmur to a lover in bed
What to say in the group chat when someone's
Sister mother brother is dead and
The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal
Your wedding toast, too
Your best friend's birthday roast
You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast.
You can cradle to grave away
Every warm human word
You could ever have said
And when they chisel your gravestone
For your final rest
We can ask ChatGPT
Because it knew you best

Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You - Hayley DeRoche Your last words But before them What to murmur to a lover in bed What to say in the group chat when someone's Sister mother brother is dead and The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal Your wedding toast, too Your best friend's birthday roast You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast. You can cradle to grave away Every warm human word You could ever have said And when they chisel your gravestone For your final rest We can ask ChatGPT Because it knew you best

Love it πŸ™Œ

04.12.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 634    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

I wish all PWHL teams success just because it's an exciting new league, but it is hard-coded in me to enjoy seeing Vancouver fail 🀠

04.12.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

03.12.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4406    πŸ” 1095    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 32

reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight

01.12.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1750    πŸ” 404    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 10
In the center of a beige frame, a photo of the author (a person with longish blonde hair and two nose rings). They are looking directly at the camera and smiling slightly. In the bottom left corner of the frame, an illustration of a creepy clown peeks out from the corner.

Top text:
Ash Vale's "Results of groundwater formaldehyde reduction using M4501 strain of pleurotus ostreatus" is free to read on the Die Laughing Website

Bottom text, in a speech bubble coming from the clown:
You'll never look at mushrooms the same way again!

In the center of a beige frame, a photo of the author (a person with longish blonde hair and two nose rings). They are looking directly at the camera and smiling slightly. In the bottom left corner of the frame, an illustration of a creepy clown peeks out from the corner. Top text: Ash Vale's "Results of groundwater formaldehyde reduction using M4501 strain of pleurotus ostreatus" is free to read on the Die Laughing Website Bottom text, in a speech bubble coming from the clown: You'll never look at mushrooms the same way again!

Do you like science? Found fiction? Sporror? How about laughing? We really think today's free story by @ashvalewrites.bsky.social will grow on you, if you know what we mean. Read it today on our website!

dielaughingmag.com/2...

01.12.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thanks for recommending Ash! πŸ’• I'm glad you enjoyed it!

02.12.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're good lil guys!!!

01.12.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Inner Worlds is out!! My (t4t love story) of two queers healing from loss with the help of a strange octopus/alien? creature that gives them otherworldly dreams is free to read today :') & so many other creature stories! Would be so thankful if you read some πŸ’œ πŸ™ inner-worlds.ghost.io/issue-9-to-s...

30.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9
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Ash Vale Updates: November 2025 A day late and maybe a few dollars short

in this month's (slightly late) newsletter, I talk a lil about pressure around the holidays (esp with kids), social overwhelm, and what I've been up to lately.

I also have story recs from @crystalkoo.bsky.social in @innerworlds.bsky.social πŸ†
and @aishatuado.bsky.social in @heartlines-spec.com ❄️

01.12.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

HEY THAT'S ME!!!

My ridiculous academic article story about mushrooms getting a little overeager in their consumption is now free to read!

01.12.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HEY THAT'S ME!!!

My ridiculous academic article story about mushrooms getting a little overeager in their consumption is now free to read!

01.12.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Issue 9 Issue 9 features farewells, apocalypses, the decay of laws of physics and things lurking in the water, waiting to drag you under. These endings are all balanced with new beginnings. Much like the deat...

Number 9, number 9, number 9.

Issue 9 has been released! It's a bittersweet one as we welcome @manuelaamiouny.bsky.social as Poetry Editor and say goodbye to Jess Cho

2 pieces are available now to all subscribers! Snow, Stars, Stone and grotto

www.heartlines-spec.com/issue-9/

30.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

Such a good piece!!! One day I'll make it out east for can*con 🀞

01.12.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thrilled to have a non-fiction piece in this issue ❀️

30.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please 

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

30.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3667    πŸ” 877    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 34
illustration of a group of 3 characters walking through the root system of an overgrown borehole. white birds fly around them. the illustration is purple toned with pale yellow highlights.

illustration of a group of 3 characters walking through the root system of an overgrown borehole. white birds fly around them. the illustration is purple toned with pale yellow highlights.

i got to draw the cover for Augur 8.3 !!! :D

thank you @augursociety.bsky.social ~~πŸ’œπŸ–€

29.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a monster πŸͺ·

25.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1514    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 41

Oven becomes a fascist πŸ˜…

25.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen if I could have made her oven do that I would have, but it did it all on its own for maximum hilarity

25.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHA the appropriate reaction. Oh the best part is that I'm canadian so it did this on like November something for US Thanksgiving, not our Thanksgiving! Which was especially confusing

25.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my poor mom was like STOP. DO YOU HEAR IT. DO YOU HEAR THE TURKEY

25.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my mom was losing her mind telling me and my siblings she could hear a turkey all day, wondering if there could possibly be a turkey outside?? would someone do that??

no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off

25.11.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
Atop a purple illustrated background, white text reads "Nonfiction: We are looking for personal essays, literary/media criticism, creative nonfiction, and more by 2SLGBTQIA+ authors. At this time, we are only considering full pieces (up to 4,000 words) and cannot consider pitches. OPEN NOW!! Find all the details at othersidespec.com/guidelines."

Atop a purple illustrated background, white text reads "Nonfiction: We are looking for personal essays, literary/media criticism, creative nonfiction, and more by 2SLGBTQIA+ authors. At this time, we are only considering full pieces (up to 4,000 words) and cannot consider pitches. OPEN NOW!! Find all the details at othersidespec.com/guidelines."

Atop a purple illustrated background, white text reads "Reprints: We are looking for previously published speculative short fiction (up to 17,500 words by 2SLGBTQIA+ authors. At this time, we are only looking for stories that cannot currently be read online for free. OPEN NOW!! Find all the details at othersidespec.com/guidelines."

Atop a purple illustrated background, white text reads "Reprints: We are looking for previously published speculative short fiction (up to 17,500 words by 2SLGBTQIA+ authors. At this time, we are only looking for stories that cannot currently be read online for free. OPEN NOW!! Find all the details at othersidespec.com/guidelines."

We're officially OPEN TO NONFICTION AND REPRINT SUBMISSIONS! We are looking for full nonfiction pieces (not pitches) and reprints of stories currently unavailable for free online.

πŸͺSee our guidelines for details: othersidespec.com/guidelines

πŸ—‘οΈSubmit here: hybrispress.moksha.io/publication/...

24.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

26.04.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23487    πŸ” 7772    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 145
A table strewn with stickers in various shades of purple or with holographic/rainbow hues. There’s a sticker of the OTHERSIDE banner art obscured by a holographic logo, a version of the logo with the colors of a pride flag in the center, and - in the foreground - a large stack of holographic stickers that read β€œI supported OTHERSIDE before it was cool.” Some of the stickers are grouped into piles with one of each of the four designs.

A table strewn with stickers in various shades of purple or with holographic/rainbow hues. There’s a sticker of the OTHERSIDE banner art obscured by a holographic logo, a version of the logo with the colors of a pride flag in the center, and - in the foreground - a large stack of holographic stickers that read β€œI supported OTHERSIDE before it was cool.” Some of the stickers are grouped into piles with one of each of the four designs.

Thanks to the overwhelming support we received during our Kickstarter last month, we were able to add a bonus campaign-exclusive sticker for backers who had picked up a sticker pack! Huge thanks to everyone who supported OTHERSIDE before we were cool πŸͺ πŸ—‘οΈ 🌈

And… stickers are officially IN THE MAIL!

22.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful piece πŸ’“

22.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! ❀️

22.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Toby this is so nice thank you 😭😭

21.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did a virtual talk this week on tension in horror for a library in California (?!) that found me online. what a very weird and awesome experience, even if I felt wildly unqualified

21.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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