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It’s hard to see that the mountain is only a small hill when you’re stuck to the ground behind it.

Charlie Kirk, who stated that deaths by gun violence are an acceptable cost, was a rare example of Republican practicing what he preached. He died doing what he believed in.

Needs a monocle with that caption.

NPR's Declaration of Independence tweetstorm confuses some National Public Radio marked the Fourth of July by tweeting the entire Declaration of Independence, but it seems some Twitter users didn't recognize what they were reading.

On July 4, 2017, NPR tweeted out the Declaration line by line and MAGA supporters thought NPR was tweeting out anti-Trump messages.

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I think you mean Ambassador Waltz. 😡

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

Still photo from Indiana Jones movie and titular character played by Harrison Ford punching a Nazi. Across the top of the photo is written, “I came here to study the humanities and punch Nazis.” Along the bottom is written, “And they just cut funding for the humanities.”

(Also created by George Lucas)

With the amount of Pb and jelly consumed in the USA I'm surprised lead poisoning isn't more common.

And surely it'd be too hard to eat?

I have waited my whole life, for this moment....

Any relation to the man who sold the world?

Very funny and very true 😂🤣

Hidden inside that tree are two feline wizards.

Title: SOME GRAMMATICAL VOICES FOR USE IN SCIENTIFIC WRITING ACTIVE VOICE e.g. Our team collected samples and then we tested them. CLICKBAIT VOICE e.g. We collected some samples... You won't believe what happened next! PASSIVE VOICE e.g. Samples were collected and tested. HAIKU VOICE e.g. Quiet science lab. Workers arrive with samples. The testing begins. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VOICE e.g. We did all the collecting and testing. No need to thank us. Just doing our job. CONSPIRACY VOICE e.g. Mysterious "Samples" were harvested and covertly "tested" by so-called scientists.

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

Along with the salmon of knowledge and the salmon of doubt, my brain has just offered up the eel of iniquity.

If they can set up a disease registry to track something that is not a disease, like autism, why can't they track something that is a disease, like measles?

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows: [scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech] 1 CHURCHILL: The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 2 CHURCHILL: Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. 3 CHURCHILL: If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun- BBC PRESENTER: Thank you prime minister 4 BBC PRESENTER: Mr hitler, your response? 5 HITLER [in the studio]: Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill 6 HITLER: What we are proposing - CHURCHILL: Hang on 7 HITLER: Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement - 8 CHURCHILL: What's he doing here BBC PRESENTER: It's important we hear both sides of the debate 9 CHURCHILL: This isn't a debate You don't debate fascists 10 HITLER: Oh here we go with ze Godwins law! 11 HITLER: Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'... CHURCHILL: Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit- 12 HITLER [standing up, saluting]: RAUSS! BBC PRESENTER: *Please* Mr Churchill let him speak [ends]

If you go through life with half a dozen undiagnosed things, you are going to suffer. It doesn't matter what they are. Those half dozen undiagnosed things may each be manageable alone, but together will all multiply each other.

I hear Pluto is offering a fantastic benefits package, including an Earth-free environment.

Cardinals likely to become Pope: pictures of colorful birds--northern cardinal, desert cardinal, vermilion cardinal, flame colored tanager, red-headed tanager, hepatic tanager, white-winged tanager, western tanager, summer tanager, each with notation, "Unfortunately this cardinal is not very likely to become Pope because it is a bird"

College of Cardinals

#fuckracism #traitors #traitortrump #racism #confederateflag

From the comics community on Reddit: T.G.I.F [OC] Explore this post and more from the comics community

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Must click through to see the whole thing.

Albert Einstein died on this day, April 18, 1955.

It is incredible to hear Albert Einstein explain his famous formula, E=mc².

I’m absolutely serious about this. Today I have registered the domain name womenforhumanrights.co.uk

Maybe this won’t be what sticks, but it’s a start.

Explainer about how I got to this choice in various conversations in the original 🧵

All humans welcome.

A disabled person who can't work can still have a positive contribution to society just by smiling at people. Many people with high-paying steady jobs, such as insurance executives, are actively harmful to society.

Washington State is on my list of places I'd be willing to relocate to.

If you don't think we're headed here, you aren't paying attention.

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