The Peter Greenwood Show

Spoken like someone who never had to live through the first Go Compare era.

The generation who grew up with 8 Mile are actively seeing people ask “why is he called Bad Bunny?” and aren’t replying “because he’s fast and he likes to fuck a lot” is disappointing the hell out of me.

We ❤️ Megan, go read her work damnit!

1 star. You need to spend more money.

A beautiful baby blue damselfly sits perched on a speckled leaf.

A wider angle shot of the blue damselfly and its perch

Here's a beautiful damselfly I saw during my last hike. I believe it's a Familiar Bluet. Very thankful that they were a patient model for me.

Sony A6700 - 200-600MM lens

I spied this little cutie in one of the fields at the park. A piebald doe! At first, I thought it was just a marker the park service put there after planting the field, then I saw it move!

Thankfully I had the big boy lens to help punch out to that distance.

Sony A6700 - 200mm-600mm
Heavy crop

The law in my location can suck it.

I read Gordon Ramsay’s book Humble Pie out loud at a brothel once. Not the first time and not the last time I’ve made a woman cry from boredom.

I will say it again, loud and clear, for anyone who may have misunderstood:

Trans rights are human rights.

If you have anything to say to the U.K. Supreme Court, please see the below link

supremecourt.uk/contact-us/g...

Or send a letter/make a phone call to:

Unpopular opinion - the “Not Very Grand Tour” is insulting.

With the hours of content filmed they really had a unique opportunity to do something great with it all.

Instead it’s a bullshit clips show. Not worth the hard drive storage it’s saved on.

Great, thanks, I’ll post this to 1992 when people still didn’t give a crap about Tails.

The day they first saw a banana the thumb and pinky finger telephone knew it was obsolete.

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Hey do you guys remember that time that Matt Le Blanc was a host on Top Gear.

That was weird wasn’t it.

But it was right there in the dot in the i! You mean you’ve been playing the prat version?!

In the sky.

By looking up.

Clearly the standard is not very high for their journalistic skills.

@standard.co.uk.web.brid.gy

The Czar & The Furious.

Bit of a stretch but it still works!

Some of them require a touch of blue sky thinking like “Smells Like Peen - Is it?”

But then you’ve got Heart Shaped Box. Sells itself. Does what it says on the tin.

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There she is!

And if at least one person doesn’t mutter angrily “I told you, it was chilly okay?!” then it’s not a successful night.

Americans: “you’ll get a smack on the fanny”

British people: “stead on, not without a safe word!”

Will Smith don’t have to cuss in his raps to sell records.

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For many years I thought Hannibal Lecter was saying “with some father beans and a nice Chianti” and I assumed father beans were testicles so I assumed Lecter was gobbling this guys nuts and his liver which didn’t make sense to me but that’s the story.

I love hoeing (the hoe is a hoe)

How much would I have to pay you to never ever use the word “Bregret” again.

👀

And we do all this at the disco.

🔴🎥NEW VIDEO ALERT🎥🔴

Back in 2017 I was doing drive time and on the show we did coverage of President Idiot's first inauguration and now it's here for you to witness!

And we did not go easy on Donny boy.

youtu.be/vAVvJhmZJns

Producer @vctoriaaa.bsky.social

I never got to meet Johnny. But The Peter Greenwood Show owes a huge debt to him.

Thank you Johnny.

More to come.

#johnnycarson #tonightshow #conanobrien
#TeamCoco #DavidLetterman #TheLateShow #latenight #talkshowhost

Johnny has taught me that the punchline isn’t always the best part of the joke.

Perhaps most importantly Johnny has taught me that doing my show my way with people I love is the only way to do it.

Johnny is a big inspiration in how I perform, and on the type of show I do. So are Letterman and Team Coco, who were themselves influenced by Johnny.

Johnny has taught me how to be a gracious host. To know when to chip in and to know when to let someone talk (for good or for bad!)