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Jake Fenner

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New Englander. โšฝ,๐Ÿ€, more @dailymail.co.uk. Ex-BuLi writer & ๐Ÿ† Winning Podcaster. Hootin'/Hollerin' @hfdathletic.bsky.social. Newhouse Mafia๐ŸŠ. (He/Him)โค๏ธ& RTโ‰ endorsement. "Let's dance, let's have a great time and let's make 3's in transition" - Bill Walton

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The United States is beating Canada at hockey because the United States cares more about hockey than Canada does press post

10.02.2026 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Florian Bidunga. Melvin Council. Bryson Tiller.

Thatโ€™s your team. They deserve this. Those are the people you look to and build on.

If the rumors are true and Darryn Peterson doesnโ€™t want to play, then donโ€™t let him back.

10.02.2026 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Poll That No One Asked For (2/9):
Arizona, Michigan, Houston, UConn, Duke
Iowa St, Illinois, Nebraska, Kansas, Florida
North Carolina, Purdue, Michigan St, Texas Tech, Gonzaga
Arkansas, Virginia, BYU, St. John's, Louisville
Saint Louis, Clemson, Miami OH, Vanderbilt, Utah St

09.02.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, for the millionth fucking time. We had it right before.

School/rec: Play with who you want
NCAA: Need doctor's note
Pro/Olympic: Blood testing for T levels

It worked. It was fair.

04.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 504    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secure - Arctic Monkeys
(Do The) Act Like You Never Knew Me - TV Girl
Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued - Fall Out Boy
Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me - The Smiths
Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun - M83

04.02.2026 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Poll That No One Asked For (2/2):
Arizona, UConn, Michigan, Duke, Illinois
Houston, Gonzaga, Iowa St, Florida, Kansas
Nebraska, Michigan St, Texas Tech, Purdue, UNC
BYU, Arkansas, Virginia, Louisville, Vanderbilt
Saint Louis, St. John's, Texas A&M, Alabama, Clemson

02.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I don't often talk about my alma mater's basketball team, but there's so much apathy around this program which is impossible to ignore and the only way to fix that is to move on from Red Autry.

The problem is I don't know who is going to make the hire. Shifting sand everywhere at SU.

29.01.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 160 Appearances
โšฝ๏ธ 25 Goals
๐Ÿ† @fifawwc.bsky.social & U-20 @fifawwc.bsky.social Champion
๐Ÿฅ‡ Olympic Gold Medalist
โ˜๏ธ 1 Legendary Career

Crystal Dunn has officially announced her retirement from professional soccer.

29.01.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 338    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

My Poll That No One Asked For (snowed in):
Arizona, UConn, Michigan, Nebraska, Duke
Illinois, Michigan State, Texas Tech, Gonzaga, Houston
Iowa State, Purdue, BYU, North Carolina, Arkansas
Florida, Louisville, Virginia, Alabama, Vanderbilt
Saint Louis, Kansas, Miami OH, St. John's, Clemson

26.01.2026 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Resilient UConn fends off tough Villanova challenge in overtime JAKE FENNER IN CONNECTICUT: Dan Hurley has been hearing 'the noise'. He has keen ear for detecting it. But this time, 'the noise' has been coming from within his own fanbase.

Like any team, UConn has wrinkles in its game to iron out. They are also now 19-1 and perfect in the Big East so far.

My report from Hartford on Connecticutโ€™s resilience and why the Huskies are โ€œnot gonna take the joy out of being in a great spotโ€:

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/colleg...

25.01.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It still stuns me that Walz hasn't called in the National Guard to just follow ๐ŸงŠ around Minneapolis. How many more executions need to happen until that finally changes?

24.01.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abolishing ICE isnโ€™t enough. Everyone responsible: Stephen Miller, Noem, Bovino, Lewandowski and more also need to be thrown in prison for murder, assault, kidnapping, trafficking children, etc.

24.01.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1633    ๐Ÿ” 434    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Just a little performance anxiety, haven't we all been there

21.01.2026 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's time to primary Rosa DeLauro in CT-3

21.01.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Poll That No One Asked For (1/19):

Arizona, UConn, Michigan, Purdue, Nebraska
Duke, Houston, Gonzaga, Illinois, Michigan St
Texas Tech, Iowa St, Vanderbilt, BYU, Florida
Virginia, Alabama, North Carolina, Louisville, Clemson
Saint Louis, Arkansas, Kansas, Wisconsin, Miami OH

19.01.2026 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Patriots almost moved to Hartford

18.01.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need about 5-6 more viral brain-dead sports takes and then we'll truly have made it

18.01.2026 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AFCON and Copa America are the best international tournaments and the gap to #3 is gigantic

18.01.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

CJ Stroud is more shell shocked than a WWI vet

18.01.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd take double the time to explain everything

18.01.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let out a very happy โ€œOH!โ€ When I heard it

18.01.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An image that can bring a grown man to tears

18.01.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Late night with Dr. Beer again?

18.01.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh also, the written "Five Things" transcript of the interview doesn't mention the "cancel the midterms" part until literally the very final sentence of the article:

15.01.2026 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is burying the lede. There is murdering the lede. There is beating the lede senseless, tying an anchor to the lede's feet, and throwing it into a deep dark ocean.

And then there is what Reuters did here.

15.01.2026 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell everyone I say hello and that I wish I couldโ€™ve made it this time

15.01.2026 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.01.2026 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damnit, I knew I was going to miss out on Dr. Beer againโ€ฆ

15.01.2026 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legitimately one of the most disturbing articles Iโ€™ve read in a while

13.01.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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