Hip Model K

Gop: Listen, I was ok with the fascism, the racism, the lying, the cheating, the grifting. But sir, these tariffs are impacting the profits of my donor’s companies.

My favorite Trump football story is how Pete Rozelle told him that he would never own an nfl team.

Did he keep the documents in his bathroom?

IOC: Why did he have to be political and call attention to the Ukrainian athletes killed during Russia’s illegal invasion?

Me: Because he couldn’t fit images of the 2,000+ children casualties on his helmet.

If only there was an island where men could visit, get massages, have a nice meal, and rape girls and women…

You could even bring your family, your nannies, and friends.

It’s the gop dream.

There is no bottom for the ioc, f1, or fifa.

Let’s give a big old salute to ‘conservatives’ who think Trump’s financial policy is the losing platform while ignoring racism, xenophobia, anti-LGBTQIA+, corruption, greed, pedophilia, treason, misogyny, voter suppression, insurrection, wacky tariffs, raping, and nonstop lying.

#complicit

The survivors are amazingly strong.

At what point do we acknowledge that not everyone survived? The guy ordered barrels of acid and had a trap door directly leading into the ocean.

Not everyone survived the billionaires’ whims and desires.

IOC, F1, and FIFA are the most politically-motivated organizations ever. In the past, bribes were done in the dark, now they legitimize countries with horrendous human rights atrocities, dictators, murderers, etc.

There is no decency or unity in sports, it’s all sports washing for highest bidder.

Pence, Graham, and Lee saw the future and did nothing to stop it. Bless their religious hearts.

That’s ok because he’s only buying the clean coal which is harder to find.

But there was nothing ‘untoward’ or else he wouldn’t have brought his wife, 4 kids, ‘the nannies’ or his friends.

His actions after 9-11 showed there was nothing he wouldn’t do to make money.

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Can you check to see if the asset is ready for sale yet?

Looks ready.

The part of his brain that recognizes hypocrisy stopped functioning long before his father was first sued for housing discrimination.

Goodell has always tried to do the bare minimum for social issues, and I’m sure he never saw profits, not controversy. Amazing that the real power - Jerry Jones - didn’t stop it.

Sky point to Pete Rozelle for seeing Trump for what he is and telling him he’d never own a team.

The only checks he cared about were the ones for his golden parachute - $10 million in cash and over $300 million in stock.

His company paid $1.7 billion for Medicare fraud, but he’s now worried about athletes choose to speak up.

Gop priorities are out of whack.

Did he run this by the Florida panthers when they showed up at the wh to kiss the ring?

Does going shoeless in an airplane bathroom help with resistance or do people just like the feeling of urine and used paper towels on their soles?

Translation: Those dancers were at LEAST 20 years old, EWWW!

Win or lose, billionaire owners will stay happy long as politicians keep giving them stadium money and waiving taxes.

It breaks his heart, but not enough to help a 5-year old.

This is gop Christianity in a nutshell.

And supported by Johnson,Tuberville, and Britt. Not exactly the best minds in the senate.

She’s the new John Brennan - only there until she can cash out and act like she tried to stop him.

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GOP: We won’t negotiate with terrorists… we just give him what he wants.

It’s gotta hurt Kraft that Brady left and won a title with the bucs.

Let him find his happy endings elsewhere.

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Did bezos dictate this?

His wife should primary him.

Ok, Jim McGuire.

I have been asked to play a halftime solo acoustic set in my basement. No guitar, no voice, just standing there. It’s an honor to salute this country and a game that defines us all.

Take the under, blue Gatorade, and heads for the coin flip.