Nomnomnom de Plume

Oof, I've had that happen, it's goddamned nasty.

Kaka Greeting Card A6 Greeting card, featuring the cheeky kaka from my #NZNative series of bird illustrations. blank inside back of card includes name of bird and plant, and artist’s name (that’s me) 14.7 x 10.5 mm s…

I mean, I wouldn't say no to more native plant cards, but in lieu of that there's this one:

www.thesewphist.com/product/kaka...

Roses are red
Rātā is red
Kakabeak is red
Be my Valentine

Okay what I find fascinating about this is that in my head I was very sure of which way around the sounds were.

I would log in for this.

Oh that looks wonderful!

I’m at the market and I’ve forgotten my tools so I can’t work on anything while I’m here

I am full but there’s still more

Yeast mixture bubbling. Three large bubbles look like eyes and a mouth going ‘oh no!’

Raw pillows of dough awaiting the fryer on a blue cutting board.

Mmm pile of fluffy frybread on a striped tea towel.

Frybread.

Something something joke about man flu.

I've 'only' done fifty push-ups so far and my arms are trembly little noodles. What have I signed up for.

A self-competing dog accessory/private investigation business called Maslows Hierarchy of Leads, based in Leeds.

I stand by,
"If your David is Farrar,
You're gonna go Aaargh.
If your David is Farrier
You couldn't be merrier."

There is a house near me that flies a progress pride flag on a flagpole and has a Tino Rangatiratanga flag in their window and so today I took them some chocolate and lollies and a thank you card for making me smile every time I pass that house.

Not me sending passive aggressive smileyfaces to my colleagues, I would never.

I'm filling out my Armageddon Expo paperwork. If that doesn't make me sleepy nothing will.

Hey look the news is just as awful in the middle of the night.

IIIIIIII caaaaaan't sleeeeeeeeeeeep

Sulking in solidarity.

I just wanted my ONE FAMILIAR THING to tide me through *gestures wildly* all this.

I bought more of my favourite multi-connector cables and they've CHANGED THE DESIGN and I am OUTRAGED

*grabby hands*

My workmates have decided to hold a bake sale to raise funds for my MHF push-up fundraiser. 😍 Love it.

Hahahahaha maybe that can be a goal!

Yeah, I'll mix in knee push-ups, especially at the beginning. I've signed up, haha, may as well give it a go.

I can do, like, eight push-ups, if I take a break halfway through. On the one hand it would be good to push myself, on the other hand I know Future Me will be very annoyed at myself.

Home 2,000 push-ups in 23 days, from 5 to 27 February 2026. Get fit, have fun, learn about mental health.

do I want to sign up to do way too many push-ups to raise money for the Mental Health Foundation?

(www.thepushupchallenge.co.nz)

🙄

Hahaha I wore a dress today and my coworkers are *losing their minds*. I'm pretty sure this is something they've never actually seen before.

The real revenge fantasy is the friends we made along the way?