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Also charged me on the 19th when I subscribed on the 22nd last year for a 12 months term lmaooo

Love waking up to a 250 dollar charge from @nytimes.com after my promo subscription runs out. Insane that there is no regulation for notifying customers before price increases. Capitalism is so fun!

When I was little i thought it was cannonballism

Holy fuck thats like the size of 71 microwaves

I read this as Steelo and thought of the pic being shown on a giant laptop

I've heard zinc increases snowbank volume

Which is crazy because the piggies LOVE slop

Joseph (bible) when his wife was giving birth: Mary, Christmas!

Free Speech? That Can’t be Profitable Uh oh, Writing Week didn’t take long to get political :)

I wrote about the recent attacks on free speech and the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil.
waara.co/free-speech-...

i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”

“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”

gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are

What Happened When America Emptied Its Youth Prisons Lessons from a radical 20-year experiment and a quiet triumph of public policy.

America has been emptying youth prisons for more than 20 years, and crime has dropped. It is a triumph of public policy, writes James Forman Jr.

Cat looking over the edge of a bed

Cat pic!

Kids that only get buttered noodles at restaurants look like they bite

Ratatouille is also up there. Remy a real one fr

The part of the tiktok ban that makes no sense to me at all is that we have had 5 years of uninterrupted data collection by tiktok. What is stopping it now going to do for our national security or whatever. We already lost this battle; now trump just gets a free w??? +porkchop

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

Every day the Butlerian Jihad draws closer

first date idea of licking chickens

is apparently no longer safe, if you trust "the scientists"

Exciting! A 74-Year-Old Who Recently Said He’s ‘Fatigued’ Will Lead the War Against Trump Nancy Pelosi reportedly whipped the vote against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to elect 74-year-old Gerry Connolly, who is recovering from cancer treatment, to lead the House Oversight Committee.

Wrote about how, as usual, top Dems are choosing to adhere to a dated seniority system and satisfy the egos of 60 and 70-somethings who have been patiently waiting their turn, all while the world quite literally burns—and all while they have much better options (via @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social)

Just saw a guy at the bus stop with a walkie-talkie that had an antenna of at least 3 feet in length. Bro's talking to the aliens.

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

Bernie Sanders: "We are moving rapidly into an oligarchic form of society. Never before in American history have so few people had so much wealth and so much power."

"In Russia, Putin has an oligarchy. We have an oligarchy here, too.

This is my gripe with yelp/google reviews, too. People are just using it as thumbs up and thumbs down way too much. Or they won't rate something unless they think it is perfect or horrific

Oh shit that goes crazy

At what point did you end up selling egg?