the FRIGHTENING marnix

God fucking damnit dude

they should invent a kind of job that pays me money

wow I’m hearing gen z considers me babygirl. they all got together and decided I’m babygirl and furthermore daddy

posting a heartfelt goodbye to my community and then jumping ship to "jorts horse" the social media site for serious people

an adaptation of the sandy loam chart, aka, a triangle where each side is an axis from 0 100, forming triangular little pockets in the center in a pseudo-3-axis chart form. the three axes are "hoinky sploinky" "doinky woinky" and "rinky dinky," each with a "pure" form (penis music, furret walk, and ukelele covers respectively). there is a minor screed here about electroswing sucking, which it does.

bringing back a classic

save me rotisserie chicken

they should invent a place where none of this is happening

literally THE best tool this site had for figuring out when someone isn't worth arguing with. This sucks

Literally the most useful tool this sute had for filtering out people it's not worth arguing with. Lmao. Rip

oh this site is DYING dying huh

Telegram hands over data on thousands of users to US law enforcement Telegram reveals that the communications platform has fulfilled 900 U.S. government requests, sharing the phone number or IP address information of 2,253 users with law enforcement.

Telegram reveals that the communications platform has fulfilled 900 U.S. government requests, sharing [information about] 2,253 users with law enforcement.

Previously, Telegram ... had only fulfilled 14 requests affecting 108 users until September 30, 2024.

impeach cheney?

just found this hat covered in lint at the back of the closet

Chat please. Please chat

in the name of the chowder and the stew and the chicken noodle amen

is this anything

blue grinch "that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow"

jimmy fallon wants to turn tapioca pudding into soda

take this and eat of it, all of you; for this is my soup

As someone who likes to joke around, comedies often hit a little too close to home

i won't post it! im woke!

they already did this?? It's called lingo and it's mediocre at best

Then perhaps "He'll never make it into the white house" should be in people's minds during the primary

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

it isn't "hostage taking," it isn't "purity," it's not even trying to "push Newsom left on the issues," i just hate that man specifically and won't vote for him

it's not any kind of purity test, it's not leftist infighting, i just fucking hate gavin newsom in particular

kjobold @sortasideeffect.bsky.social

end credits blooper reel where the actors don't get hit in the nuts

by get my life together i of course mean "play rimworld for a week straight"

2 penis 2 punchable

can we hold off on imploding the website for a week or two so i can get my life together