Marnix

Treetop scout

Character art commission for @thegrizzlykiwi.bsky.social !

holy crap

Depends on the night

sometimes you just gotta dip your feet in the sink at 3 am

grand dad!!! pokemon card???

they should invent a guy that is also a dragon

home from work

X users have suddenly decided that "Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros is the worst song ever. They also have been incorrectly claiming it's “stomp clap hey ho indie" and I am here to say, no! That is not true! It's a totally different thing!
www.garbageday.email/p/can-people...

that's okay she forgives you

a close up picture of my cat looking straight at the camera

Please keep my cat in your thoughts today. there's nothing wrong with her or anything but she still wants your attention

this guy constantly falling asleep at his job

see the joke they're making in this insurance commercial is that it isn't funny. which isn't usually the case for those

we may be forced to shift our focus to bringing the toilet of luxury to the mid-end market

big news tata fans

we're inventing the toilet of luxury. we're going make shitting a household name

Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

technology will save us
inspired by Nero's Day at Disneyland

it's real!! it exists!!

These cheese curds suck. They don't even squeak

not true. Amerzon wishlist

when will our society have the Big Beat revival it so desperately craves

if i took that mask off would you die

do you prefer tea, coffee, or amphetamine salts

What's your favorite weather for a lovely autumnal day, as the leaves turn and the seasons give way

if you were a Colombo villain what would lead to your downfall

what's your favorite thing to spiralize

oh! my desk chair's pneumatics are broken and i keep ending up way too low! that'd do it

holy fucking shit

you can't make an omelette