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The Gestapo is marching in the US cities.
08.10.2025 03:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently, scientists found perfect way to utilize soy bean that China declined to buy: It can be used in dildo production, so maga farmers can go fuck themselves. π
06.10.2025 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a pathetic Clown
02.09.2025 14:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After Trump announced that he is meeting Putin "in Russia" Marco Rubio confirmed that Alaska, in fact, is Russia and it's Obama's fault.
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What would Jeffrey do?
09.08.2025 17:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0STUPIDITY, strangely abundant commodity, is the most expensive product for consumers. ;) π€
09.08.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Makes sense. two can play that game...
13.07.2025 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Wind caused by windmills" concept is being researched by DJT request.
08.06.2025 15:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FDT! Putin's bitch is destroying the USA!
08.06.2025 15:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has Trump issued an executive order to Rename Tacos into "Freedom Shells" yet?
31.05.2025 18:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Great quick analysis on current days of robotics. Robosexuals proceed with caution ;)
youtu.be/jVsyshG43b4?...
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26.03.2025 04:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does the text with Secret Information from Secretary of Defense counts as Spam?
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Start-up idea:
Aromatic Candle "Burning Tesla"
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ΠΡΠ²ΡΠΈΠΉ Π²Π΅Π΄ΡΡΠΈΠΉ Fox News Π²ΡΠΏΡΡΡΠΈΡ ΠΊΠ½ΠΈΠ³Ρ ΠΏΠΎ ΠΎΠ²ΡΠ΅Π²ΠΎΠ΄ΡΡΠ²Ρ.
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09.03.2025 17:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Market reacts!
Trump proposed "$5 million for US citizenship" price falls sharply after his meeting with Zelensky.
Petty little man.
18.02.2025 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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08.02.2025 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sad truth...
08.02.2025 15:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A bunch of losers, who felt left behind, voted for 2 narcissists to fix the country for them!
Common Sense is dead π€
I will not call it tariffs.
It's "Trump's No-DEI tax"
Positive imagery. ;)
01.02.2025 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if in the future it will be required to mark a checkbox in applications " Was a member of the GOP during the Trump Administration"? π€
01.02.2025 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Really? Seems like we were awake, but stupid. youtu.be/q6HMwZCr57Q?...
30.01.2025 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Elon caught drowning puppies tomorrow, some people would be like:
"He's not drowning them, he's giving them a Roman Bath". ;)
ΠΠΎΡΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π°, Π° ΡΠΊΠΎΠ»ΡΠΊΠΎ ΡΡΠΎΠΈΠ»ΠΈ ΡΠΉΡΠ° Π² ΠΠ°ΡΠΈΡΡΡΠΊΠΎΠΉ ΠΠ΅ΡΠΌΠ°Π½ΠΈΠΈ, ΠΊΡΠΎ-Π½ΠΈΠ±ΡΠ΄Ρ Π·Π½Π°Π΅Ρ?
25.01.2025 00:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trump signs an executive order to pull US from Earth.
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He is just afraid that his son will receive porn notification! πππ
25.01.2025 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0California must stop paying into the US budget. Oklahoma can pick up a check!
24.01.2025 23:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
