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The worst part of the third trimester: the pain. Like wow. I didn’t know what would hurt, I thought it would be my back, nope. Jokes on me. Baby girl is like 100% weighing down on my pelvis.

Conrad has this weird like martyr complex but also like can’t admit any flaws until push comes to shove. His perpetual need to be the good guy is actually just so immature.

After finally catching up, I can honestly say the Team Conrad people are actually just like avoidant attachment yearners. Not saying Jeremiah is perfect but at least he’s unapologetically himself.

Why am I told to show up to an appointment 20 minutes early only for my doctor to be 20 minutes late. I just wasted 40 of my own minutes…. And counting.

I went to Trader Joe’s today specifically to get one of their mini sheet cakes, I don’t regret the other 108$ I spent in the least.

Had the most subpar oatmeal for breakfast and toughed it out but now I’m starving with no food in sight

Literally Tom Sandoval is the worst but jeez he’s unintentionally hilarious on Traitors

I literally could write a dissertation on how the restaurant industry thrives because they know we are all fools in love.

The Househusbands reenacted Angie and Meredith’s Scroll Feud and they ate it up! #RHOSLC

He then went on to complain about the bums of society who don’t work but then also complained about the fact that he has to work?

This morning on the Red Line: a disgruntled crazy person talking to himself about the conspiracy that the red line is bad because “they” want to shut it down.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

My husband asked me about the day, i gave him a 10 minute play by play that started with the phrase “gulf of America” ending in “a fucking moron”

Truly, there is nothing worse than being caught up on all your shows.

Isn’t this just state sponsored media?

I deleted the TikTok app this morning. I feel freer. So free, I might just go out and cure cancer. As the app was what was holding me back.

The Lisa lunch was iconic- there I said it.

a sign that says " shall we play a game " ALT: a sign that says " shall we play a game "

Heather really doing the most with this “game” #rhoslc

Honestly if tiktok goes away I will be grateful. I’m not strong enough to delete it on my own. The addiction is real and I need to be forced to quit.

Honestly this is the news that 2025 needed.

Alright I took a week away from the Real Housewives (because I was visiting my MIL and she doesn’t get real housewives) wow it was a week. The SLC sprinter bus meltdown straight into ATV fun and Meredith thinking Britani bugged her room? Iconic.

Now we are watching Survivor S2, and my mother in law is riveted.

Alright, I’m late to the game but shot Giggly Squad is great. I’m not shocked. I’ve loved Paige on SH and SC forever but damn girl

I’m sorry they threw up in a plastic bag and left it in the hallway?!? #bdsy

These guests on Below Deck don’t like aperol spritz. It would take everything in my power to serve her the rest of the meal.

I’m convinced that some guest on BDSY think “how ridiculous and bougie can my requests be?”

You know what happens when Bravo doesn’t have new shows in a week? I cut my own bangs. I blame you Andy.

Survivor season 1 is such a wild experience. It’s crazy how much the fandom has impacted the current show - for better and for worse. New era Survivor just doesn’t do it like it used to be done.

A week without Bravo, and you’re saying it’s the happiest time of the year?

I wish I had the confidence and delusion of Britani, like the audacity of that woman to stop a conversation and be like “remember when I made things awkward last night and no one cried for me?!” #rhoslc