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A terrifying collection of words and phrases that would give any employer pause.

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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

24.10.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8984    ๐Ÿ” 2054    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1333    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2619

*filling out a Chipotle online order in the additional comments section*

โ€œPlease swap the barbacoa for beef shaders. I know you bastards have been holding out on me.โ€

22.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve always called him Dr. Dealsโ€ฆ

21.10.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why they call him Mr. Aware-of-Things.

20.10.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...i've had a few...
A few what?
...a few rocky beers...

11.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@aaron.wrotkowski.ca Thought youโ€™d appreciate this.

09.10.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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WATCH: โ€˜Portland Frogโ€™ pepper balled by ICE agents

06.10.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9501    ๐Ÿ” 2412    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 328    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1004

...feels creamy...

04.10.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Losing my job to the Monday Robot.

02.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And - folks - theyโ€™re right to do it.

29.09.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They call me Mr. Stung-Four-Times-By-Yellow-Jackets-Every-Time-He-Mows-The-Lawn

29.09.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump at a 9/11 commemoration

11.09.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3332    ๐Ÿ” 876    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1368    ๐Ÿ“Œ 859

Truly, what IS a "signature" anyway?

10.09.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for this! Iโ€™ve been an off and on Suede listener but Iโ€™m checking it out now!

05.09.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re gonna do an expedition to slay the paintress and weโ€™re going to do it very strongly.

02.09.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s right.

01.09.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stay alert.

01.09.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s not much room for a Bruce Tharpe in AEW while Don Callis is there, but manโ€ฆ

01.09.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personally, I think Sacha Baron Cohen running Rudy Giuliani over with a car is going a bit too far for Borat 3 marketing.

31.08.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rudy Giuliani has found himself in the unenviable predicament of having collided with a car.

31.08.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rudyโ€™s come down with a case of struck by car.

31.08.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You credulous dopes. You absolute dimwits.
He's not dead.
He's simply in the middle of receiving his daily series of injections that keep him alive.
"Oh! No one has seen him today!"
Yeah! Well, he's been in the hospital receiving intensive intravenous care!
More fool you!

30.08.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all simply know where he is. And folks, he's there.

30.08.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.08.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2078    ๐Ÿ” 655    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

If everyone wanted me dead, I'd simply make it happen for them! Alas, everyone loves me and wants me alive for a very long time!

30.08.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'd be disappointing the greater public if he didn't. He's got to give the people what they want.

30.08.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That finish ruled

30.08.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Musicless Musicvideo / DAVID BOWIE & MICK JAGGER - Dancing In The Street
YouTube video by Mario Wienerroither Musicless Musicvideo / DAVID BOWIE & MICK JAGGER - Dancing In The Street

And it was incredible.
youtu.be/_li_d_YviZ4

30.08.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Feeling a little silly tonight so I decided to fire a Governor of the Federal Reserve ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

26.08.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THATโ€™S WHATโ€™S IN!

24.08.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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