MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

I'll make a break for it after my shift.

Oh fuck off

There is *zero* air gap between WWE and MAGA now, so just know I think you're fucking scum if you're still trying to justify watching that dogshit.

A screenshot of a tweet from @NintendoAmerica saying "It's party time." in reference to the launch of the new Switch 2 version of Super Mario Party Jamboree. I've very cleverly taken it out of context, you see.

Nintendo's first tweet after Hulk Hogan dies. I know that's right.

It's a shame that all videos have to be :50 seconds or they won't let you upload them.

Big Boom AJ put in the call. Real Elite soldier.

Bucks/Swerve & Ospreay just outside the 50, I presume?

Stephen A. Smith with a powder blue suit paired with an ALMOST powder blue tie. It doesn’t work. It looks a mess. #NBADraft

No! No!!

*loads up Sidetalk video playlist and hits shuffle*

Best city in da world baby

broke: whoa! Pascal Siakam looks like Undertaker haaha!

woke: my guy Pascal is doing the David Bowie uǝɥʇɐǝɥ pose

As a resident, you have accurately described the greater Pittsburgh metropolitan area.

Donald Trump’s military parade is a big BUST! And speaking of big BUSTS…Marilyn Monroe’s “Some Like It Hot” is a big MUST for you to watch this weekend! From the Windy City filled with big GUSTS…I’m Gene Shalit!

My internal soundtrack for the Elon/Trump breakup is the Mario Kart World harmonica theme. Inextricably linked now in my mind forever.

This massive outrageous pork

Blowing up a big rocket in the air and getting a standing ovation for it. I’m being given a bunch of flowers. I’m given a blank check. Thank you. Also you’re welcome.

lol idiot

The awful wrestler known as Goldust has blocked me on the other microblogging website. I hope he sees this message here on BlueSky and apologizes for his errant medical advice.

Very, very beast.

The great Honeydew Wilkins shared this one on Twitter earlier today.

O-Chrono-ia of Time?

AEW went over their allotted 5% of Less Than Great content per television show. When will they ever learn?

Yeah, it’s good 👍

My guy has a big vein patch on his thigh. Unexplainable by modern medical knowledge.

I see that tag and “MACHINE WASH COLD” is all that gets processed by my brain. It’s going in with the delicates whenever I get to them!

And maybe not even that! We’ll see how busy I am that day!

The sort of take this platform desperately needs to compete.