Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
24.10.2025 15:02 โ ๐ 8984 ๐ 2054 ๐ฌ 1333 ๐ 2619@benjaminpaul.bsky.social
A terrifying collection of words and phrases that would give any employer pause.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
24.10.2025 15:02 โ ๐ 8984 ๐ 2054 ๐ฌ 1333 ๐ 2619*filling out a Chipotle online order in the additional comments section*
โPlease swap the barbacoa for beef shaders. I know you bastards have been holding out on me.โ
Iโve always called him Dr. Dealsโฆ
21.10.2025 02:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is why they call him Mr. Aware-of-Things.
20.10.2025 03:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0...i've had a few...
A few what?
...a few rocky beers...
@aaron.wrotkowski.ca Thought youโd appreciate this.
09.10.2025 00:29 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1WATCH: โPortland Frogโ pepper balled by ICE agents
06.10.2025 05:39 โ ๐ 9501 ๐ 2412 ๐ฌ 328 ๐ 1004...feels creamy...
04.10.2025 04:42 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Losing my job to the Monday Robot.
02.10.2025 16:32 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And - folks - theyโre right to do it.
29.09.2025 21:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They call me Mr. Stung-Four-Times-By-Yellow-Jackets-Every-Time-He-Mows-The-Lawn
29.09.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Trump at a 9/11 commemoration
11.09.2025 13:33 โ ๐ 3332 ๐ 876 ๐ฌ 1368 ๐ 859Truly, what IS a "signature" anyway?
10.09.2025 13:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks for this! Iโve been an off and on Suede listener but Iโm checking it out now!
05.09.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Weโre gonna do an expedition to slay the paintress and weโre going to do it very strongly.
02.09.2025 02:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs right.
01.09.2025 22:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Stay alert.
Thereโs not much room for a Bruce Tharpe in AEW while Don Callis is there, but manโฆ
01.09.2025 03:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Personally, I think Sacha Baron Cohen running Rudy Giuliani over with a car is going a bit too far for Borat 3 marketing.
31.08.2025 20:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rudy Giuliani has found himself in the unenviable predicament of having collided with a car.
31.08.2025 20:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rudyโs come down with a case of struck by car.
31.08.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You credulous dopes. You absolute dimwits.
He's not dead.
He's simply in the middle of receiving his daily series of injections that keep him alive.
"Oh! No one has seen him today!"
Yeah! Well, he's been in the hospital receiving intensive intravenous care!
More fool you!
We all simply know where he is. And folks, he's there.
30.08.2025 01:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If everyone wanted me dead, I'd simply make it happen for them! Alas, everyone loves me and wants me alive for a very long time!
30.08.2025 00:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He'd be disappointing the greater public if he didn't. He's got to give the people what they want.
30.08.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1That finish ruled
30.08.2025 00:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And it was incredible.
youtu.be/_li_d_YviZ4
Feeling a little silly tonight so I decided to fire a Governor of the Federal Reserve ๐คช๐คช๐คช๐๐๐
26.08.2025 01:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THATโS WHATโS IN!
24.08.2025 03:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0