Ashley bnuuy

who up giggling they shit

fym scientists been trying to create life for all this time bitch i got that power in my ball fk you on about

I saw the pretzel and I could see the caption coming

I love trans boys. wdym I get to kiss boys and eat pussy at the same time that's so epic

I have no mouth and I must drink monster

go off queen obliterus that clitoris

I find movie blurbs so funny, like on a streaming service or something, because. They can't just tell you the plot of the movie so it just ends up being a loose summarisation of the 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 of the movie lol

slide coins in my pussy call me a slut machine

I'm not "copying you" I'm siphoning your personality to add to my arsenal when i get bored of this one

That's it pal I sentence you to death by Gary vault
#fallout #fallout3

Why does music always gotta have the bass just eating everything like a cannibal crashing a birthday party

Whenever somebody says they can't play minecraft without mods I'm just like
his greed sickens me

What in the magical land of dreams is this loadout #deadcells

Robot pussy so tight you need wd-50

if you make a "prawn" porn joke one more time I'm going to krill myself

"I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you"

this guy called himself the "sharpshooter" right and i was expecting like a sniper or something as one would but then this shitbiscuit walks up to me with a bloody bayonet like you HAVE to have known how misleading you're being asshole

Merry christletoesingday

"What have you done, Billy!?"
"What? I only killed like five of em"
"There were ONLY five of them,Billy!!"

You would not believe your eyes
If Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Broke into your house while you were asleep

The burgers and fries have legs
The five guys are all named Greg
They've got your dog they intend to keep

if the voices in my head manifested into people i'd prob hit

comfort the disturbed and disturb everybody else in a 500km radius

they called me a circus freak so i started doing tricks on his thang

Banana (evil)

Eat the rich….’s food cuz im hungry idk bout u tho

The fuck was the Boston tea party and why wasn’t I invited?

eyes don't see, they taste

they tasteb ad

in the my bed. straight up having "daddy issues". and by "daddy issues", haha, well. lets justr say. he's dead

mic drop! *drops it on my foot and ugly cries*

Clown tiddies call that shit honka honkers