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Jonathan Yeasting

@yeasting.bsky.social

Lawyer, not brewer (and not your lawyer). Appellate. I try to overturn convictions. Chicago. Michigan. (Comments my own, not employer’s)

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Immergut: I'm handling this on expedited basis, but defendants haven't provided new info.

SHE RULES FROM THE BENCH: I grant the plaintiffs motion for a second TRO based on reasons stated in previous order...

06.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 1715    🔁 446    💬 64    📌 85

What is a text I should read on the Pullman strike?

06.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

John Roberts: Good morning, counsel. Before we begin, I understand that there is an update to the caption in this case?
Me: Yes, your honor. My client recently changed their name.
JR: Alright. And what is your client's new name?
Me: Webster Bivens, your honor.
JR: <covering the mic> oh shit

05.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 67    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 1

Who gets to make students write up whether requiring private owners to allow ICE agents to use their restroom is “quartering”?

06.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My hunch was that ISP’s presence at protests was supposed to be just a memo to be delivered some time next to some district court.

But, the governor didn’t think through that cops can’t help but act like cops.

05.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s an elementary school on that corner.

03.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly, it’s an unconstitutional condition that too many universities seem happy to accept.

02.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you haven’t read this opinion yet, you should.

01.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But how could we do anything about it if we don’t have a precise, justiciable test to tell us that democracy is in trouble.

Oh, you have tests? Never mind. I’ll retire.

29.09.2025 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would take this more seriously if I knew State AG or Cook County State’s Attorney was involved and willing to charge.

29.09.2025 00:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Kavanaugh Stop

29.09.2025 00:11 — 👍 1385    🔁 377    💬 33    📌 9

Black’s Sabbath.

28.09.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you’re wondering where it is: From the origin, travel -50 along the x axis, then 100 up the y axis.

25.09.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It turns out that states have a surprising number of options. See statedemocracy.law.wisc.edu/featured/202...

22.09.2025 15:31 — 👍 45    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 3

Wait, California’s police lobby is called PORC?

21.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 123    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 1

State laws ban bribery too, y’know.

21.09.2025 03:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who’s writing the jurisprudence explaining how state courts can read Supreme Court decisions narrowly and skeptically as the Supreme Court’s legitimacy falls apart?

20.09.2025 16:16 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Would like to see this courage in other blue states’ courts— instead of uncritically reading state law rights in “lockstep” with Roberts Court’s constitutional interpretations, as if SCOTUS decisions still had some morally persuasive force.

20.09.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

None that I’ve heard of. I know of one nascent effort that might have gone that way but lost a grant.
Almost no one has used these statutes outside the dv/family law context afaik. Even the criminal stalking statutes have been mostly used only for police/clouted complainants.
But there they are.

20.09.2025 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seems like a good time to point out that Illinois law has robust, largely untested, private rights of action for doxxing and cyberstalking.

20.09.2025 13:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The esprit du temps of the current spirit of the Zeitgeist of our times.

19.09.2025 20:53 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Worth reading just to imagine the in-chambers conversation about “Zeitgeist of our time.”

19.09.2025 16:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean there are ways of doing that without doing THAT. Show division (without calling it a “split”) by, say, counting up all the district and circuit courts judges on each side, for example.
Or just call the appellate judges off their rocker.

But not THAT.

19.09.2025 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I canceled my ESPN today.

19.09.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not my area of first amendment law, what does standing for listeners look like in this area?

18.09.2025 23:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would be less horrifying if there wasn’t a real chance this case ends up in a cert. petition on, umm, the actual malice standard that at least captures a Thomas dissent.

17.09.2025 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bandit despondently wandering the beach after his quack archaeology is rejected by the academy.

16.09.2025 14:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A spokesperson with the Cook County Public Defender's Office has confirmed that federal agents were once again seen at the Cook County Domestic Violence Courthouse in Chicago this morning.

15.09.2025 15:27 — 👍 83    🔁 49    💬 1    📌 5

Most plausible path is maybe through a state constitutional convention, which haven't been all that uncommon.

Whether federal law would bar parliamentary gov't would come down to how SCOTUS votes. Most people have assumed it was okay, but haven't had reason to invent a theory otherwise yet.

15.09.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Common practice where I am is to add the first name to distinguish them.

10.09.2025 18:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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