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Have you actually looked at the numbers?

Nice!

I'm mad I may have ridden this and had, I think, no idea "DinoLand U.S.A." even existed

Is this the one where the conceit is about going back in time? I feel as if I remember riding this one but I'm not sure, because what I (might) remember of it is that it's a (sorry to Samantha) less-memorable E.T. ride.

guys, the proper past tense of "shit" is "shit," not "shat," as in: "Donald Trump shit himself in the Oval Office"

"If true,"

This is the same kind of Um Technically bullshit where all of FedEx's drivers are "independent contractors"

is that the same guy trying to look like two different people

this sucks!

it's so frustrating how Episode I is almost good

no they aren't

What about you, motherfucker? You just watching too?

The notion that the US would bring "freedom" to Cuba is actually obscene. The US effectively controlled Cuba for half a century before the revolution, and ran it as a dictatorship characterised by gangsterism, political repression, sex tourism, racial hierarchy and mass poverty.

It sounds like she has a big heart.

is it like an oil change?

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend

New documents show Jeffrey Epstein tried to buy Bill Cosby’s home and closely followed the entertainer’s sexual assault case The latest Epstein files release details a neighborly relationship between the disgraced financier and Cosby.

Oh sure of course why not?

I would watch this multiple times

it doesn't have anything to do with The Pitt from a production standpoint

"especially spending time with you and the girls"

Article from Sanyo Shimbun. JP headline: アフターピル全国の薬局で販売へ　処方箋いらず、年齢制限もなし

At long last, women in Japan can buy levonorgestrel, the morning-after pill, over the counter nationwide. It's available for consumers of any age and w/o parental consent. It's not available online, though, & only at pharmacies that can meet privacy guarantee requirements.

Yeah this too. Odysseus could follow the throughline and we wouldn't even have to explain smartphones or anything bsky.app/profile/jack...

so the weird vibes building on the island was actually a parody temple, huh...

maybe Jay-Z really was making a sign for the Illuminati

he would absolutely let Mia drive but she'd pout about it being grunt work

doing this easily simply by naming the kernel "the Holy of Holies" and so on through the abstraction layers

It's a shame Roger Ebert isn't around to review the Melania propaganda movie

*man who is doing NOTHING about the CHEETO voice*

i need to give every us tax dollar to israel

I feel like a "Bird's Eye View" of this is only "immersive" if you can't climax unless the pornography is from the POV of a raven and filmed from 500 feet above