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Finished copies of Long Story arrived today! Out everywhere on May 29th.

Usually my morning coffee comes back up to bed with me but how could you sit inside this morning 😍😍😍

Rubes is living her best life, I've copped that she comes up to sleep in my bed if I go to bed earlier than mam... So I'm clocking up a massive sleep score 😂

Oh fuck!!!!! So cute 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"TERFs don't realise that this will affect cis women as well" misses the mark I think, because they do realise and they are actually happy to sell out cis women in order to make trans women suffer, that's a price they're more than happy to pay because they are simply cruel freaks and not feminists

Omg 😭😭😭

Long shot and very much a question for Back In The Day Twitter, but does anyone have any idea of where I might find The Very Hungry Caterpillar as Gaeilge? Apparently it’s called Dónall An Chluimh Agus An-Ocras Air and appears to be out of print.

I literally watched this exact tiktok while I was trying to come to terms with with the fucking duvet in my hotel bed on Monday night 😂😂😂

The thought of literally any man's bed is enough to send me over the edge. You can't make me do that.

My bed is a marshmallow. Crisp white sheets, feather duvet, big soft pillows, a memory foam mattress topper on top of my memory foam mattress.
I forget that hotel beds are concrete slabs of COLD MISERY with too-big-too-hard pillows.

Any time I'm not in my own bed, I realise just how much of a fucking princess I am when it comes to how I sleep.
That pea under the 20 mattress story may as well have been written about me because I am P A R T I C U L A R

Your Mother

Right you go into St Peter’s Basilica now with your CV. Tell them “I’ve got my baptismal cert and my confirmation, I would like to be the Pope please”. And you never know they could need a Cardinal somewhere or a Swiss Guard. The worst they can say is no.

Got my lip flip topped up and it kicked in almost immediately.

No one needs to see me attempt to eat anything off a spoon for the next 12 weeks x

Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

I think it’s fine to bully people for reading Harry Potter in 2025 actually

If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.

It's very easy to not use AI image generators. Less than zero effort required. There's no reason to help normalise it at all.

It truly is the OG.

I owe my life to All Nighter setting spray.
Urban Decay, I love you xxxxx

It's impressive 😭

One of my ear lobe piercings closed up. Said I'd do the sensible thing and go to my local piercing parlour to get it reopened.

€30.

Should have just fucking done it myself.

I've been training in my gym since 2021(?) and you see the same people every day.

It's only since the sun came out this week that everyone has spoken to each other for the first time.

Irish people don't know how to cope with vitamin D

Yo Taylor Swift if you’re reading this it would be really awesome if you could drop Reputation (Taylor’s Version) right away

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Thankfully we have security on radios and constantly monitored CCTV, and the hotel is across the street from the garda station so I'm about as safe as can be 😅

I draw rats.

tweet by @peterokii: “oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??”

not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this

I think I have a new boyfriend now.

One of our weirdo regulars decided to confess his love for me today 😭😭😭

And then spent his evening knocking on the window of reception and blowing me kisses 😭😭😭

I had to spend an hour hiding in the kitchen to run away from him 😭😭😭

Just saw a local cafe post a picture on insta with dirty fingernails and I immediately unfollowed 🤢