bás bitch 🔥🐦

i did the hard level in 29 mins wtf

every day i get so mad at excel for mac not having the fuzzy lookup plugin

i have been inadvertantly improving my time every day bc sudokus are my way of calming my brain when i'm overwhelmed and let's just say i have been very overwhelmed lately

This came to me in a dream

When Catherine Connolly is inaugurated do we have to call her Mary or was that just a two time thing

I'm so stressed and overwhelmed by work right now that I'm not sure if I should take an extra ritalin so I can focus or take a valium so my flight response switches off

Why do all gards sound like they're auditioning for the muppets

There should be a test you have to do before using excel where you have to demonstrate why merging cells for aesthetic reasons is bad and why inserting line breaks within a cell is bad and why doing anything for aesthetic purposes in excel is bad and forbidden

i'll be updating like 20K works at once with the correct IP chain and if someone interrupts me i'm fucked and nothing will save it

you know in books where they describe trying to use magic and it's like "you have to let your mind drift, don't look directly at it but also maintain constant focus" like in the wizard of earthsea or his dark materials books—basically what i'm saying is that this is how music publishing admin works

nice

Happy Thursday everyone

You ever just bang a really great dude

Troye Sivan is really out here holding the whole music industry together

For whom is this great news exactly

andy™ •@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM • 6/2/16

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

Going to listen to Taylor Swift again today, for Hallowe'en

Is there anything worse than when somebody mentions "winning the Internet"

Just listened to the tiny cow voice note three times in a row

¿Qué pasó con el cuadro desaparecido de Picasso? La rocambolesca historia de un 'robo' accidental La obra 'Naturaleza muerta con guitarra' ha sido hallada dos semanas después en el edificio del propietario, pero en otra vivienda

Tout le monde parle du Louvre mais personne ne parle de ce Picasso volé en Espagne lors d'un transfert de Madrid à Málaga... qui n'a en fait pas été volé mais oublié dans un hall d'immeuble par les transporteurs. Et ensuite, une voisine a cru que c'était sa commande Vinted et l'a monté chez elle. ♥

i hope a witch bakes me into a big tart

Just threw the contents of my vegetable crisper and some eggs into a pan (with seasoning) and tbh I'm a genius

No way this man just texted me what is happening, death to men

Would also like to condemn the German government for scheduling my ex's bail hearing for my birthday (go join the demo at the German embassy in booterstown tomorrow at 13:30)

death penalty for ghosting, especially when it's my birthday and especially when we've been seeing each other for like 3 months wtf ☠️

Is there anything spookier than being ghosted by someone at Hallowe'en 👻

Is there literally anything better than wine and cheese together

ok i have muted and archived the boy, regular insanity programming will now resume

would like to thank hayley williams and also all my other boys for getting me through this difficult time

guys when i post insanity about boys here you are under oath not to show the boys any of my posts, otherwise i wouldn't be posting them, that is the agreement you signed up to when you joined this website