When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
18.11.2025 08:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@pipterino.bsky.social
Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
18.11.2025 08:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People on bluesky are still obsessed with twitter
09.11.2025 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Robert Deadford more like
16.09.2025 17:49 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0No itβs not. UK judges donβt use gavels.
09.09.2025 07:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I loathe this song and the Divine Comedy with every fibre of my being
02.09.2025 16:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Because itβs more fun than Bluesky
01.09.2025 09:22 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs been rainining and thereβs that weird smell in the air!
28.08.2025 22:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
14.08.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
11.07.2025 15:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what on earth is Booths?
26.06.2025 14:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
19.06.2025 10:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Gorgeous smell in the air since it rained overnight. I wonder if thereβs a name for it.
14.06.2025 06:20 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 10 π 0Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
13.06.2025 15:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Imagine being a GB News comedian. You'd tell your father you wanked in abandoned shop doorways, to preserve his dignity.
26.05.2025 13:35 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Oh god. Is this why he loves fish so much?
21.05.2025 09:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of email from Netflix. Reads: What did you think of Fred and Rose West. Either way, please let us know.
I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.
18.05.2025 16:27 β π 1432 π 311 π¬ 16 π 4Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
13.05.2025 07:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
30.04.2025 17:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The website reads: 1573, fateful year. The year the great leaf queen nicotiana, Lady Tobacco, first rolled out onto Albion shore. The New Worlds heavenly offering, humble gift to the Olde. And so began a centuries long love affair; fire of Sir Francis; Rothschild Robusto; Churchillian cheroot.
Importing only the stellar stick, only the premium puff, 1573 will be your first port of call for all things cigar. Exclusive tastings, smoking evenings, the finest tobacco twists. And we want you to be part of the family.
That dipshit banjo player from Mumford And Sons co-owns a luxury cigar company - and it has the most embarrassing corporate copyβ¦
28.04.2025 19:14 β π 234 π 39 π¬ 34 π 35Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
28.04.2025 07:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no
22.04.2025 10:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a cunt
22.04.2025 10:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
19.04.2025 05:23 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it possible to mute an emoji?
16.04.2025 17:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0do they go to a different school?
16.04.2025 09:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm UP NORTH
13.04.2025 11:38 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Curling up with a good book by a roaring fire and a cat on my lap π₯°
10.04.2025 18:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@icod.bsky.social β₯οΈ
05.04.2025 21:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0