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Christina

@stork.bsky.social

MC1R, good handwriting, can’t draw, excellent taste in bad candy

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Copilot is the new Clippy

15.08.2025 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do tell!

01.08.2025 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay. But what are you a snob _about_?

31.07.2025 05:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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28.05.2025 05:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rectangular planter with a Delphium blue buds, a woolly bush, and some lobelia small plant with purple flowers

Rectangular planter with a Delphium blue buds, a woolly bush, and some lobelia small plant with purple flowers

Photograph of a fence with some patio light strung on it and also a rectangular planter with some plants in it namely blue fescue, purple Lobelia, English lavender and delphinium . Also seen as the corner of a hammock.

Photograph of a fence with some patio light strung on it and also a rectangular planter with some plants in it namely blue fescue, purple Lobelia, English lavender and delphinium . Also seen as the corner of a hammock.

Finally put some plants in the planters.

12.05.2025 04:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow! Gorgeous mugs, great handles, super cool glaze!

12.05.2025 04:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Harvard, Harlem, whatever.

01.05.2025 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I made some lemon curd. #resourcefulasfuck #backyardbegivin

01.05.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I made a pavlova

30.04.2025 23:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bro I heard you liked celery

10.04.2025 12:55 — 👍 79    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 2

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

03.04.2025 18:43 — 👍 32296    🔁 5242    💬 108    📌 210

Bob Dobalina

23.02.2025 17:43 — 👍 262    🔁 7    💬 35    📌 1

Want to know how many federal government jobs are in your state or Congressional district so you can drop the numbers in your next call to your reps?

Here’s the document you need.

23.02.2025 17:42 — 👍 115    🔁 54    💬 4    📌 0

Ahhhh dorbs

25.01.2025 06:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Andi! Tony!

25.01.2025 06:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Wall Street Journal headline: Target Drops DEI Goals and Ends Program to Boost Black Suppliers
Once a stalwart supporter of Black and
LGBTQ rights, retailer joins corporate America's retreat from DEl initiatives

Wall Street Journal headline: Target Drops DEI Goals and Ends Program to Boost Black Suppliers Once a stalwart supporter of Black and LGBTQ rights, retailer joins corporate America's retreat from DEl initiatives

Forbes headline: Costco Shareholders Overwhelmingly Support Company’s DEI Policies As Other Major Retailers Retreat

Forbes headline: Costco Shareholders Overwhelmingly Support Company’s DEI Policies As Other Major Retailers Retreat

in a world of Targets, be a Costco

25.01.2025 01:48 — 👍 2325    🔁 321    💬 40    📌 15
A woman’s hand holding an egg against the background of a checkered kitchen floor. The egg has three distinct shades: a light olive blue at the bottom, a wavy strip of pale turquoise in the middle, and a distinct deep turquoise/teal top. The egg was laid by an olive egger chicken named Gouda.

A woman’s hand holding an egg against the background of a checkered kitchen floor. The egg has three distinct shades: a light olive blue at the bottom, a wavy strip of pale turquoise in the middle, and a distinct deep turquoise/teal top. The egg was laid by an olive egger chicken named Gouda.

One of our hens laid a cool egg

25.01.2025 06:13 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

24.01.2025 00:55 — 👍 48198    🔁 3435    💬 732    📌 120

Stomach: It nine pm at nite, time for soupe

Me: nO

Stomach: YES time for soupe

Me: I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU EITHER

Me: DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY COMMENTARY BEFORE I GO TO BED

21.01.2025 03:53 — 👍 79    🔁 2    💬 9    📌 0

[going through the details] oh shit, the devil's in here

02.01.2025 00:41 — 👍 833    🔁 193    💬 10    📌 2

Swoon is right

13.01.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pasadena Humane (remember their cute Rose Parade float last week?) urgently needs donations to care for abandoned and injured animals. They are right on the front lines of the Eaton fire. If you're watching the news and feeling helpless, here's a way to help! give.pasadenahumane.org/give/264243/...

09.01.2025 01:59 — 👍 953    🔁 684    💬 29    📌 23

My dog got into an actual fight with a raccoon tonight and I’m way more freaked out than she is.

03.01.2025 07:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"You will be visited by three spirits."°

The three spirits:

24.12.2024 02:53 — 👍 628    🔁 27    💬 50    📌 166

To anyone I insulted, belittled, saddened, or ignored in 2024: work on yourself and think about why I had to

20.12.2024 16:47 — 👍 109    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 1

Since we’re talking about how much billionaires suck again, here’s a reminder that your local indie bookstore deserves your business this holiday season. They have gift cards and are happy to mail stuff out. Same goes for @bookshop-org.bsky.social. Buy books. Give books. Support bookstores.

15.12.2024 16:05 — 👍 12495    🔁 2338    💬 226    📌 108

Too much is never enough

16.12.2024 06:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️

14.12.2024 15:24 — 👍 30678    🔁 3964    💬 680    📌 404

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