Tooky Rhymes With Cookie

This is all I remember from Halloween 2025, which means it was a success.

Don’t even get me started……

It’ll never not be crazy to me that we’ve outlived her 😔

AMEN AMEN!!! 🙌🏽

I live for car window dogs and cat bleps.

Are you even a REAL Hip-Hop head tho???

I’m talkin putting a picture of Takeoff on the Ofrenda next to Pop Smoke, Pun, B.I.G., Pac, Mac Miller, MF Doom, Lefteye, Big L, Nipsey, Dolph, PnB, Pimp C, Heavy D, MCA, and Mac Dre level Hip-Hop HEADDDD?!?!?!?!!!

Have you ever truly looked up close at a spiderweb, man???
Because they’re beautiful.

See???! I’m not crazy! Naming a plant that is NUTS and wildly offensive!

I like “Wandering Dude.”

Gonna start calling my lil purple bb a “Wandering Dude.”

Whoever came up with that alternate name was fckin weird for that.

I love my houseplants, but lemme tell ya…

My issue isn’t just that one day, someone up and decided to call a type of plant a “Wandering Jew.” It’s that the name STUCK.

Tf is the deal with that???? It’s weird to me.

Can we pls call it a Tradescantia and leave it at that?

And here’s a lil sumn sumn for Spooky SZN.

I’m a big ol’ fraidy cat about it but … OK screw it. I’m gonna post some recent art I’ve made on here.

It’ll get 6 views but hey, if you 6 fine folks like, it then a HUGE thank you in advance. 🫶🏽

V proud of the fact that I put together this cabinet by all myself – in two hours. The only hard part that took the most time was assembling the doors. Otherwise, a breeze!

If you are 40 and over go to the doctor!

Not D’Angelo 😔😔😔😔😔😔

“Non-actionable opinion” is a BAR!!!

You’re too good to me, Pete. The whole scene knows I’m a menace.

Y’all fw west coast rap and DIY home repairs?

I really respect the fact that the producers at Blue’s Clues didn’t insult their core audience’s intelligence by pulling an Aunt Vivian when it came time for Steve to leave the show and “go to college.”

I wanna live in a world where people understand that two things can be true at once.

For example: You can dislike a guy AND dislike something that happened to them.
Just because I don’t fw you doesn’t mean I want terrible things to happen to you.

And that doesn’t make me weak; it makes me human.

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September 1 is the start of Meteorological Autumn. But so long as it’s still Astronomical Summer, it’s still Glizzy Season to ME bayBEEE!!

Bernie Mac forever 🙏🏽

Food poisoning is not fun.

To that brisket sandwich from last night: Let’s never do this again, mmkay?

Play the Dan Da Dan theme song at my funeral, man.

Followed by “Bombs Over Baghdad.”

I’m not even joking.

Unless I can get a New Orleans style second line, I’m GONNA find a way for my loved ones to turn up.

They might be confused in the midst of it, BUT THEY WILL DANCE!

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A lot of you mfs weren’t taught critical thinking skills, emotional intelligence, and deductive reasoning by Steve from Blue’s Clues and it shows…

A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

Is it so bad that I just want my whole house to smell like an Anthropologie?

When the Baja Blast kicks in

HALL AND OATES MADE UP!!!
NATURE IS HEALING!

Ludacris will always be on my Mt. Rushmore of emcees.