Total cryptobro hackers. They took over everything in minutes and have attempted to con my friends and family for a week. They even got Meta certified— AND CHARGED IT TO ME. It could have been an easy fix for any company concerned with cybersecurity…and yet Facebook did nothing.

My identity was stolen on Meta platforms and of course they are no help. I’ve been using LinkedIn to relieve my withdrawal symptoms. My hot goss is limited to who in my org is “open to work”.

Eating a bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters and realized they probably have the same mouth feel as a cat turd covered in kitty litter.
And it almost made me understand the dog’s obsession.

Where do we go from here? Seems like everywhere I turn at is nothing but lies and doom. I try to remember that the lotus blooms in the mud. But what if the "mud" is actually shit? Because everything feels like shit. I feel like shit.

Some of the relatives noticed they weren’t on my friends list anymore. I don’t say anything, they didn’t say anything, but the side eyes over the dressing spoke volumes.

Just learned that a friend’s employer will not provide health insurance for employees starting 2025. She made sure all of the dem voters on staff had spouses/partners that could provide coverage for their families and then dropped a giant FU on the rest. And that’s a level of petty I support.

My dog and I are in a blanket fort and he just burped a flavorful burp directly into my face.
My question: is there a name for the belch version of Dutch oven?