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Ethan Hulen

@ethulen.bsky.social

He/him 25 Engaged 💜 Your friendly neighborhood spider ham 🩷💜💙, host of Mysteries in the Machine (new episodes every Monday) https://open.spotify.com/show/4cKEWIrwv8tRyYZfCzHu4X?si=kJYU2nKdS3OvxfcHLqn3PQ

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This but with Will Ferrell

16.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

QTP with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10

16.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To those who voted for the orange felon, I have one question:

Was it worth it?

13.01.2026 17:18 — 👍 47    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

red lobster biscuits are up there with texas roadhouse rolls for me. olive garden breadsticks follow closely behind

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What the fuck

12.01.2026 02:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶 Kristy Noem is a bird legged hoe 🎶

12.01.2026 02:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ai art? more like aye i fart(ed)

29.12.2025 20:41 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

‘Tis the season…for depression 🫠

29.12.2025 20:44 — 👍 39    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

Post some fire 🔥

29.12.2025 22:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

missing pangea like a mf

29.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The speed Heated Rivalry is making gay people get into hockey is simply incredible

29.12.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Slay bestie put them in their place

16.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The amount of fan cams I have seen of Josh O’Connor in Wake Up Dead Man is making me more attracted to him

16.12.2025 16:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cart of the hards

16.12.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite knives out movie

16.12.2025 16:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👇💯👇

14.12.2025 15:56 — 👍 1249    🔁 314    💬 3    📌 11

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

15.12.2025 03:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember: The oligarchs who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us so they can become more powerful.

They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.

Don't fall for it.

13.12.2025 23:00 — 👍 9664    🔁 3008    💬 232    📌 88

Hell yeah

15.12.2025 03:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hadn’t made y’all aware yet, my fiancée and I have a cat!

15.12.2025 03:35 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Glad you’re embracing it

15.12.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can universal sue their asses into oblivion

15.12.2025 03:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glenn Close should be nominated for best supporting actress for Wake Up Dead Man

15.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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15.12.2025 03:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the first time in several years that the chiefs haven’t made the playoffs. Our season wasn’t going great but this is just rubbing salt in the wound

15.12.2025 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give me iced sugar cookies or give me nothing

15.12.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ICE = Gestapo 2.0

15.12.2025 02:13 — 👍 3293    🔁 510    💬 90    📌 14

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