Neil

Agreed - there are 12 days of Christmas and none of them are in October!

Christ, he really knows just how thick his followers are.

Chapeau!

Yeah, I tried that before. I like to think I'm pretty technical but I didn't have a rat ass clue how to make it work.

You can argue about the funding model, but university is fantastic for many people in terms of social interaction, being independent, and of course education. It's not for everyone, but it should absolutely be for anyone.

Sounds like he needs to spend within his means - I mean it's the patriotic thing to do. Thought they were all about being patriotic?

The obvious question being how they sustain that number. They should deal with the genuine cases pretty quickly given there won't be that many.

I take it his lordship is not attending conference?

They were still banging on about Liam Byrne's note in the run up to the election too, Greg Hands brought it up every chance he had.

He is absolutely awesome in Slow Horses.

Farage is never over here long enough for anything to happen to him, he's always poncing off to the States.

If we have to have a monarchy then I reckon bollocks to succession, Anne should have taken over from her mother.

The language of his best mate Donald.

I've just had to record my blood pressure for a week, I hope they take into account the two England rugby matches (one much closer than the other), and the singles of the Ryder Cup in that period 😂🩺

What you get when you employ manifestly unfit people for serious jobs.

They picked the Truss woman. And a drawing of a facepalm.

Was he Freddie Kruger's stunt double?

He doesn't realise that if we started with him and that frog-faced twat he used to work for it could be even more popular. 👍

Soops!! 😂

Always said I'd rather lick my floors clean that use one of his hoovers, expensive tat that breaks easily.

MAGA idiots are saying that we haven't treated any other president like we treated Trump. I've been agreeing and saying that no, we certainly haven't projected pictures of any other presidents consorting with a massive paedophile on Windsor Castle.

He's heard it called a pigeon hole so he's patiently waiting for lunch to arrive.

It's what you get when you appoint fuckwits to the highest offices in the land.

We had the same in the UK with Brexit - a part of the population spent years telling Europeans to go home so when we made it harder for them to stay here working they mostly cleared off home.

Absolutely this. Wonder how many have convictions for violence too, and many will have been reported for thuggery previously with nothing taken further. Your standard football fuckwit who can't handle his feelings when his team loses causing mayhem near you every Saturday afternoon.

In another universe Marx told Engels that this town ain't big enough for the both of us.

"Goodbye stranger it's been nice,
Hope you find your paradise."
RIP Rick
#Supertramp #RIPRickDavies

Brains, utter bastards right?

Plus 'Honest' Bob Jenrick granting planning to Richard Desmond thus saving him £45m. The £12k Desmond donated to the Tory party shortly afterwards must have been totally coincidental.

That's Deputy PM, deputy leader is a different position 👍