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Artist, writer, sports fan, habitual complainer

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LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION

ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025

20.01.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 39
INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 

A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES

INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES

INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES

20.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 567    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Indiana is going to win a fucking national title in football.

20.01.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11

A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.

But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.

12.01.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20234    πŸ” 6350    πŸ’¬ 408    πŸ“Œ 198

Great unis for a great game. I love bowl season πŸ₯°

27.12.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the best sport in the world

27.12.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cherry has sat on someone kneeling on the sidelines

Cherry has sat on someone kneeling on the sidelines

The same view but of cherry from the front

The same view but of cherry from the front

Cherry has fully sat on their knee much like one would do with Santa Claus

Cherry has fully sat on their knee much like one would do with Santa Claus

If I fits, I sits @poptartsbowl.com

27.12.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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"We No Longer Accept A Doctor's Note As Proof Of Sickness" β€”15 Signs Employees Spotted At Work That'll Make Your Blood Boil Over #1: "Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday."

nO oNe wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza...

13.12.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and I’m fucking here for it

12.12.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I love that one so much

11.12.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What is your all-time favorite Christmas movie?

It’s a tough choice, but I think I gotta go with It’s a Wonderful Life

11.12.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 would watch

12.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alamo removes 'Indigenous Peoples Day' post after backlash, Texas land commissioner calls it 'unacceptable' A social media post honoring Indigenous Peoples Day on the Alamo’s official accounts is removed after sparking backlash from some conservatives.

Can someone please explain to me why celebrating indigenous peoples on Indigenous Peoples Day is β€œfrankly unacceptable”? This is ludicrous

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15.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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South Dakota revealed new helmets today, that they'll debut November 1st against North Dakota. "Sungmanitu" is Lakota for Coyote.
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

13.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Avocado
Eddington
All Summer Long

13.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Week 6 #APTop25:

28.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

What even is targeting?

28.09.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background Alt: a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background

HEY TEXAS TECH

20.09.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Who the hell is the one guy who didn’t vote for Ichiro for the Hall? I just wanna talk…

22.01.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish they’d enable notifications for new posts. If they did, I’d be off Twitter completely

14.11.2024 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking β€œweird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

14.11.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 58972    πŸ” 16024    πŸ’¬ 2344    πŸ“Œ 4624
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I washed it, ready to put it away along w my hopes for this election cycle. Then I thought, "no, I'm going to wear it around the house to remind myself to continue to resist, because we really are in danger." I am shocked that we got to this place in our country, but won't remain paralyzed.

12.11.2024 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a thing. Use it well.

11.11.2024 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 41517    πŸ” 5766    πŸ’¬ 533    πŸ“Œ 273
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I mean, where’s the lie?

28.11.2023 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Adam Rose on TikTok i should get my groceries delivered… #peopleofwalmart #react #relatable

Retail: Where bullshit is a completely normal, daily occurrence

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8yWsc9U/

24.11.2023 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snapchat, what the actual hell is this?

14.11.2023 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all, I’m so happy right now 😭

02.11.2023 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in peace, Coach

www.thescore.com/ncaab/news/2...

01.11.2023 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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