John Versical

Zombie Halloween figure tucked in between a large sidewalk crack, appearing as though he's crawling out from the underworld.

I do love my neighborhood, though.

Vance is the worst of the worst Edge Lords so of course he thinks this is nothing.

Fascism fatigue. I'm coining it right now. I also have it.

Nostradamus has nothing on The Onion. Hands down.

Proud of my old neighborhood! Thank you for everything you’re doing to keep the lens on Chicago right now!

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Part of the point seems to be the chaos and cost of it all to everyone they dislike, whether it holds or not.

Modern day brown shirts. No training. No discipline. Just chips on their shoulder and no sense of shame.

1000%

Once again, we should've never backed off the weirdness train. And a good way to keep winning is to make all of these fascists feel weird by confronting them with weirdness that shows how weird they are. Portland gets this. Everyone else needs to catch up.

I think it’s long overdue that we become peacefully ungovernable until the madness ends.

Do absolutely nothing that benefits this regime until it falls.

Because it will.

I was only out of the country for like 6 days but it really seems like things have grown exponentially worse here in less than a week, which is impressive because they were already pretty shitty.

It seems like trying to start a dictatorship but not paying anyone is probably not gonna work out in the long run but what do I know.

Gotta appreciate honest advertising when it happens I guess.

My feed is basically a jarring mix of fascist assholes beating protestors, landscape photography, and baseball and football updates

Pretty sure she’s the 4th K-Pop Demon Hunter or something

Went to get double vaxxed for Influenza and COVID-19 and the pharmacist asked what preexisting conditions I had.

“Hatred of people with brain worms making our health decisions.”

She smiled and checked immunocompromised.

How does one deport a US citizen to a US territory? How exactly does that work?

They’re probably skipping right past him…hopefully.

I can be a pretty award winning pessimist but I’m actually surprised how much I underestimated how shitty things would be less than a year into this administration.

📌I am going to put this nicely: Democrats continuing to foist Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries on us as "leaders" during these terrifying times that demand strength, bravery, and resolve is really, really fucking insulting.

I’m sure it’s fine that we’re all trapped in one old guy’s dying mind

The funny thing is this that this used to be hyperbole but it’s actually probably 97% accurate.

Even the soccer moms and dads are talking about more than snacks and vacations these days so we might almost be at a turning point.

“No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices.” - Edward R. Murrow

If he could just slap a 100% tariff on pharmaceuticals made offshore, which just so happens to be about all of them, that would be greeeeeat.

Oops, just did.

One day we will find out just how much cocaine and amphetamine use fueled this White House and it will somehow, despite all the insanity to this point, still be shocking.

I know. It’s a big room of insane clowns.

This has been feeling like a “one way out” episode of Andor for a little while now.