Ethan

This is the attitude I needed to see on my tl. Too much Seahawks suckin off for my liking

Christian Gonzalez is so damn good

Christian Gonzalez was out of his mind in the first half. Matched up with Smith-Njigba everywhere. Two touchdown-saving breakups

Brother, we are not representative of the team owner lmao

Phil, pls no

Lotta people sucking off the Seahawks on the tl right now

SB MVP incoming!!

oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"

*dapper man in a dinner jacket lights a woman’s cigarette at a roulette table in a Monaco casino*

‘What’s your name?’

‘The name’s And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach’

Those same people will look at you funny when you talk about being incapable of doing anything important without it feeling like walking through jello

When my family took me to the non-tourist places in Portugal, there was always some form of olives and fruit served at the end. It was so nice

a man sitting at a table with the words " how much more betrayal can i take " ALT: a man sitting at a table with the words " how much more betrayal can i take "

@tyleriam.bsky.social picking Seattle, I hate to see it

can't say which i find more appalling, remnick handing him a "fair enough" on the left and right being equally antisemitic or saying there was "no immigration policy" under dems. either way, super embarrassing for remnick to get steamrolled this hard by the right's pre-eminent midwit

Larian should pull the craziest prank yet by publishing a Baldur’s Gate 3 DLC that counteracts anything HBO could release

buddy went to the barber and said 'give me the bad ronaldo statue'

To think I’ve been wasting hyaluronic acid on my face

“People from nation whose language was so politically and militarily rooted out that most citizens can’t speak it didn’t speak aforementioned language”

And I’ve never paid for a crappy photoshop app

Sports internet was founded on a community of absolutely god awful photoshops that we treasure. I don’t need some AI to “make” anything for me that I won’t enjoy shittily making myself

“Poor people can’t do art without AI” lady trying to word salad her way out of being dunked on

You know what's a luxury position? Using Gen AI because you're too smol to pick up a fucking pencil while people in disadvantage communities face ACTUAL FUCKING CHALLENGES from all the bullshit them ai data centers belch into the air
MISS ME WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

“How can poor people possibly live without this new technology we just received like 3 years ago” is such a fucking stupid ass hill to die on 😭

I am certain that whenever someone posts about “gatekeeping art” or whatever, they’re talking about posting drawings online for clicks. They never mean arranging rocks in the back yard. They never mean whistling to yourself and finding a tune that makes you happy. They never mean napkin doodles.

Biggest fucking loser I’ve seen in a long time

We've normalized it all. We normalized kiddie rape with the Epstein Files. No one is being punished.

We're normalizing the Gestapo and concentration camps. We talk about bodycams for murderers and less money for kid prisons.

We re-elected the guy who did J6. 2009 is happening with crypto now.

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