Intrusive Thot

That video went from two dudes being ridiculous to full on violent escalation because of the fucking police. Want to make a volatile situation worse? Add cops!

Yeah this where they are really fucking up. People who are not programmers don’t know that Anthropic is crushing everyone with Claude Code and Google and Open AI are desperately trying to catch up. It turns out that the domain that can be replaced by a text generator is the one making LLMs.

Watching you try to live in the western regions has really been something.

I don’t care if smoke is coming out of the oven and smoke alarms are beeping. It said 20 minutes at 400. It has only been 16 minutes. Why are we even talking about this? Did you not read the instructions?

You’re not wrong. And in fact there is a whole book to be written about how Phil Collins, Sting, Amy Winehouse, and Adele are the white British pon de replay.

You’re not wrong. And in fact there is a whole book to be written about how Phil Collins, Sting, Amy Winehouse, and Adele are the white British pon de replay

No Easy Lover Credits? Also the number of Black people who have backed into a space while into the air tonight was playing should count for something.

I forgot about the r&b part but the only person disqualified is Paul Simon which is funny to me. Also Jody Watley* obv

Patti Labelle
Michael Jackson
George Michael
Jody Walter
Luther Vandross
Phil Collins
Paul Simon

One of the problems with wealth concentration is spoiled children buy up everything and then discard the toys. We need ventures to be make or break for someone besides the people who waited six months for health insurance. Fuck you Ezra Klein. I hope your STIs inspire the next vox explainer

Fuck. It’s like they single out anything decent about the past 15 years & making super extra duper sure it eats shit. Eater is how I keep up with new restaurants. Yes it could be a little breathless about sriracha margaritas but you couldn’t beat it for finding the new fusion kimchi papuseria.

BAY BAY, a word!

me using GitHub copilot:
“you’re a disgusting feminist whore with a jezebel spirit who uses filters in all of her videos. Analyze this python code and make recommendations for improvement.”

I know this one! She also owned an IHOP on East Jefferson. And generations of Black children know if they hear her on Saturday, they are cleaning something soon.

mariah carey is wearing trans colors and a jacket that says "protect the dolls" on the back at Brighton pride tonight 🤌

Wow this was basically my whole middle and high school tape collection

Today I saw a black cyber truck with a license plate that said YEEZY and I didn’t think this level of secondhand embarrassment was possible

i'm trying to get my husband to join the gaelic league so we can get free parking in corktown and legal minimum prices on guinness.

Ok I did not know the elks lodge was a font of hot, shirtless band goons.

I will be making different choices going forward.

This doesn’t need any context whatsoever.

I love Detroit. Went out with friends tonight and heard
Shake what ya mama gave ya
Hoochie mama
My Baby Daddy
U Don’t Even Know Me
Hands on Your Knees
My Best Friend

Perm sweating music in walking distance. Best city in the world.

Also Black people and women are getting “too uppity.” Status anxiety on every axis.

We love our lethal autistic son 😭

Also, I’ve started saying “We can talk about this”

I usually can’t make it through a show before a get annoyed and just read the episode summaries. My husband and I watched every episode of Murderbot together and it was fantastic. I love when something starts a little goofy and then deepens the stakes and emotions.

legend

weeerk! toss them barrels, don't let em toss you!

If I Had Voted: Confessions of a Senator, by Elissa Slotkin

Behold, the leading political philosopher on the right.

Lol