With state secrets involved, just tell her she's now qualified for an upgrade to the death penalty. At least give it something to think about. What could Satan's mistress possibly fear?
10.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If that doesn't work, we have other means
10.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Por toto Americas, muy bueno bowl
10.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maltipoo?
10.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Praise the all-you-can-eat buffet that is Heaven
10.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Perhaps Max could return to MAX security and see Max number of days until Max is inspired to cooperate
10.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
GN
2028
AOC
09.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tres bien
07.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's in their job description
07.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Keep the champagne handy
07.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Maybe it's not too late
06.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
His way of acting presidential
06.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Sane republicans" is a nice way of saying 'We're DOOMED '
06.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe something pardon-proof
29.01.2026 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lock up or lock in your sights?
28.01.2026 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some Kings are better than others
19.01.2026 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It will release its inner lizard or what have you
12.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As I sit here watching GOD w/ M. Freeman, I run into you here. You would really love my visions from 11 days on the other side. Better than tv
27.12.2025 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Set design or architectural (CIW)? Miss the wooden rowboat. Think spring...
03.12.2025 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
✓✓✓✓✓!
27.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm liking this...but I know I am not going to like this
11.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hang in there, Kitty. I'm thinking about the poster of the cat, D
09.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Holy Honkers
Last call hilarious
08.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Parenting?
02.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Guess WHICH voters
02.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'll do it if the body doubles are legit
02.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is it a Spanksy?
28.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ARGENTINA
23.10.2025 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Impressive jet packs
23.10.2025 03:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He'll probably land a high level government position
23.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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