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"Local resident ordered a Air Fryer through ChatGPT Walmart. They got charged for 47 and got a refrigerator on their front door."
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*Future Headlines*
"Local resident ordered a Air Fryer through ChatGPT Walmart. They got charged for 47 and got a refrigerator on their front door."
Cowboys going to break through the bottom of that chart.
14.10.2025 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good. Massive POS.
14.10.2025 14:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're easy to spot too.
14.10.2025 14:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Schotty's next step in growing as a HC is telling Eberflus to stop being so stubborn and adjust his scheme.
Bring pressure.
Stop playing off the ball.
If you're going to be burned deep playing conservative you might as well become aggressive and get burned deep. Maybe something + will happen.
UN humanitarian convoy targeted by Russians in Kherson region.
14.10.2025 10:48 β π 344 π 106 π¬ 19 π 6If there wasn't video evidence of it, no one would believe me.
13.10.2025 23:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spent 3 hours putting on make up so after he just went to the mall to screw with people.
13.10.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My (crappy) band in high school covered AAF's version. Our neighbor was legit the only Michael Jackson approved impersonator. We played the song at a small show in a school gym and he came out all decked out and shocked tf out of every one.
13.10.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Hard to get excited when it feels like the window on this season is quickly slamming shut.
13.10.2025 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CBS News picking up an anti-Mamdani story from The Free Press and...misspelling his name. Oy.
13.10.2025 15:14 β π 987 π 150 π¬ 72 π 16Most people staring at the mural going "How did I miss that?"
13.10.2025 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Panthers did the same thing the Bears did. Wear down the defense with a long drive with run after run. Keep Dak off the field and make him have to be perfect every drive.
12.10.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Glad I went to the one game that was fun and comfortable.
12.10.2025 20:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screw this defense man. They lost this game.
12.10.2025 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why do they play with so much cushion? This has been season long.
12.10.2025 19:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Panthers are gonna run the ball to 3 seconds and win on a field goal.
12.10.2025 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Garbage. GARBAGE
12.10.2025 19:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fire Elam into the sun
12.10.2025 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The dumbest drive. Absolute idiocy.
12.10.2025 19:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0STOP THROWING SCREENS
12.10.2025 19:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clowney had him for the loss....then didn't.
12.10.2025 19:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Always bet the over in a Cowboys game.
12.10.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Steele gave up the pressure. Ugh
12.10.2025 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aaaa Dak missed that throw.
12.10.2025 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pickens scares me when he handles that ball man lol
12.10.2025 19:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can you bench a defensive coordinator?
12.10.2025 19:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Dallas Cowboys defense is an indictment against football.
12.10.2025 19:23 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 8 π 0Wilson in coverage again. Touchdown.
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