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@johncluverius.bsky.social

Political scientist, professor, pollster, parent, partner. Pro-choice, pro-union, and pro-orca. “If you fail at something long enough, you become a legend.” All statements are personal opinions, not reflective of university positions.

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I mean that JEDI contract was for ten billion dollars.

23.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did her defunct campaign committee pay for this under “travel”?

23.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also very relatable because if I had under six months to live I would definitely use it to put RFKJr on blast

23.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was not ready for the Tatiana Schlossberg piece. Damn.

23.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did you though?

23.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

23.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 19    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Re Lizza's "catch-and-kill" offhand accusation, either

1. It's true and BOTH of them (since he knew about it) are now not-even-that-tangentially responsible for RFK's attempts to destroy public health in America

2. It's false and both of these people should never have jobs in journalism again

22.11.2025 23:31 — 👍 63    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 2

If I was running in TN-02 my campaign song would be “Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way” because despite the phd and the bow tie I’ve got some real hick preferences.

22.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We don’t even need to look at China. Look at Uruguay.

22.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Read this and all I could think about was Andre 3000 in green light saying something like, "Sometimes you gotta step from behind that regression"

22.11.2025 15:17 — 👍 116    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 1

even candidates are posting @aedwardslevy.bsky.social bait

22.11.2025 15:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tyranny, like Costco the Saturday before Thanksgiving, is not easily conquered.

22.11.2025 12:12 — 👍 99    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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Maybe you should focus on the work of ANOTHER person in the employ of the New Yorker in 2018…

Bless you, @hels.bsky.social

22.11.2025 12:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Compared to this, I am in fact very excited to navigate a grocery store parking lot later today.

22.11.2025 12:07 — 👍 94    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is actually my favorite thing about America because our entire political disagreements are about

“I didn’t mean it like that”
vs
“Then why did you say it like that?”

22.11.2025 12:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sorry, “on” Long Island.

22.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His people were in the paving business in Long Island. They know how to be incendiary, you follow?

22.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Say what you will about Nancy Wheeler, but four hits to center mass is good shooting

22.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what “they” want you to think

22.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is just smart financial planning.

22.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chip Roy hates Johnson and is a no vote on almost everything. Plus you have a handful of shitkickers, podcasters, supplement peddlers, and galaxy brained anti-semites

22.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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22.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Aaron Shickler JFK portrait is so beautiful. Also my oldest looks up to JFK a lot.

22.11.2025 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a non-zero chance that Ds pick up this deep red district. I mean, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

22.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fully 1/2 of the change 2020-2024 was Elon Musk, 1/4 was D->R flips, 1/4 was new

21.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 14    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

RIP indeed

22.11.2025 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Men, don’t bonk at mile 32 of a Century.

22.11.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That “pardon me” joke was both hilarious and portentous

22.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something about an Elvis scale?

22.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was it Hal Malchow? Or was this a Texas-specific guy? I just have heard this before.

22.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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