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@xbishop.bsky.social

She/Her | Gay | Gym Rat & Gamer | Caitvi brainrot

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Just had a haircut at a new hairdressers and finally it's safe for me to be seen in public again :']

24.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HELLO FRAN I'M GLAD YOU'RE DOING WELL <3

19.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oooh nice, I haven't read it yet, but hope you enjoy :]

12.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A four panel cartoon on a blue background. 

Panel #1: A group of nondescript grey people tell three pink nondescript people that "You do not fit in here."

Panel #2: The pink people say, "ok we will make our own place."

Panel #3: The crowd of grey people ask "Why are you excluding us" and the pinkies react with an, "Oh no." 

Panel #4: The crowd of grey nondescript people have invaded the new space and and are telling the three pink people, "You do not fit in here."

A four panel cartoon on a blue background. Panel #1: A group of nondescript grey people tell three pink nondescript people that "You do not fit in here." Panel #2: The pink people say, "ok we will make our own place." Panel #3: The crowd of grey people ask "Why are you excluding us" and the pinkies react with an, "Oh no." Panel #4: The crowd of grey nondescript people have invaded the new space and and are telling the three pink people, "You do not fit in here."

Sums it up.

05.10.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do it! Do it!

02.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New books arrived!

02.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you're able to take a break :[

01.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it considered cringe/performative to read books in coffee shops? 'cause I literally never see anyone else do it and now I wanna know if I'm being judged

01.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure it'll look great! stay the course, see you on the other side o7

01.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brooo I am also growing my hair out to get the Emma Prince charming look.. I have been Sufferingβ„’ through some unfortunate "growing out" phases, but I'm past the worst of it and getting it cut prob in a couple weeks.. Stay strong, friend!

01.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

25.09.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for everything <3

21.09.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

12.09.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31348    πŸ” 7856    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 208

They forgor??

11.09.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything that's happening politically around the world right now is so comically unsubtle, but everyone is in on it so no one's fucking doing anything about it. 10 years ago we'd have laughed at the mere suggestion

08.09.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents.

In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.

06.09.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 31950    πŸ” 10794    πŸ’¬ 2959    πŸ“Œ 1595
Star Trek Voyager scene. Black and white picture, with a feel of sci-fi from the 50s. Two dastardly looking men stand in silver? (It's black and white so hard to say) metallic uniform/costumes. One has an evil goatee and the other has a pointy evil metal head dress/helmet. They're standing on a throne of some sort, with long ornate curtains that seem to run from floor to ceiling behind them. Everything feels exaggerated and villainous. Closed caption reads, "Gather my space force."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Black and white picture, with a feel of sci-fi from the 50s. Two dastardly looking men stand in silver? (It's black and white so hard to say) metallic uniform/costumes. One has an evil goatee and the other has a pointy evil metal head dress/helmet. They're standing on a throne of some sort, with long ornate curtains that seem to run from floor to ceiling behind them. Everything feels exaggerated and villainous. Closed caption reads, "Gather my space force."

02.09.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 657    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

I think if part of it is dying then it's prob gonna be as much effort to get it fixed as it is to just get a new phone.. so might as well just upgrade to a new phone and then you don't have to worry about it again for another 8+ years

30.08.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. 

Text reads: I defragged my zebra

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

29.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6554    πŸ” 1312    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 105

I only change phones when I absolutely have no other choice. I had my last phone for like 8+ years I think.. This one I have now is already 4-ish years old and I have no intention on upgrading any time soon

30.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Talking about the Hussein Farhat/Greg Doucette/Jeff Nippard drama

26.08.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bodybuilding influencer YT drama is so niche and dumb but fuck it keeps me entertained

24.08.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sled push kinda kicking my ass

24.08.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Posted 2 days ago. This was awful pessimistic..

23.08.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New Bench PR!!!!!! After plateauing for literally 6 months (thanks elbow injury) I finally hit 55kg which means I can now bench my own body weight. Omfg I'm so happy!!

23.08.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Revealed: Israeli military’s own data indicates civilian death rate of 83% in Gaza war Figures from classified IDF database listed 8,900 named fighters as dead or probably dead in May, as overall death toll reached 53,000 Figures from a classified Israeli military intelligence database indicate five out of six Palestinians killed by Israeli forces in Gaza have been civilians, an extreme rate of slaughter rarely matched in recent decades of warfare. As of May, 19 months into the war, Israeli intelligence officials listed 8,900 named fighters from Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad as dead or β€œprobably dead”, a joint investigation by the Guardian, the Israeli-Palestinian publication +972 Magazine and the Hebrew-language outlet Local Call has found. 8,900 Named fighters listed as dead or β€˜probably dead’ in Israeli database as of May 2025 Continue reading...

Revealed: Israeli military’s own data indicates civilian death rate of 83% in Gaza war

21.08.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 63

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20.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's gotten cooler the last few days and my desire to meal prep / eat balanced meals immediately returned and I am so fucking happy to be back on my (quorn) chicken, broccoli, and rice bullshit.

20.08.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normally I love summer/heat waves.. but this year it has impacted my eating, sleep, and workouts to the extent that I am actually looking forward to autumn for the first time in my life :/

20.08.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesssss you get it

20.08.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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