Professor of Squatchian Cryptozoology

Remarkable dentition

I ain't dead

#monkeyoftheday #glasses

The most remarkable part of our lives will be how many species we will have been the last to see

#sasquatch #fireflies #monkeyoftheday

I did an impromptu art trade! The orang is mine, I like how friendly and conversational they appear.

#monkeyoftheday #monkey

Did some freestyle sculpting last night with @mediocreegg.bsky.social

He ain't got a name yet, I just wanted to make something with some depth. Approx 1 and 1/2 inches diameter, white and red polymer clay, not fired yet.

What should we call him? I'm thinking Bucky or Spug.

TIL Bugbears are lazy because [allegedly] the same deity that blessed them with their sneakiness also sapped them of their energy - leaving them no choice but to rest so that Grankhul could be ever watchful.

#dungeonsanddragons #bugbear #bigfoot

a drawing of a bugbear with a tall ponytail wearing a sword and a satchel and a flute

A bugbear

Working on a bugbear - no name yet but the fella's right out of the Witchlight carnival's goblin wrestling ring. Design sketches show before and after some weathering (fucker-upping)

Also still to be determined: luchador identity and mask

#monkeyoftheday #bugbear #bigfoot #dungeonsanddragons

#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #monkeymonday

Happy sasquatch awareness month!

Don't forget to leave Faygo and bananas out for your local Megafauna.

While most Squatches prefer remote habitats far from humans, humanity slowly encroaches upon their natural range. Look out for those big foot prints!

#sasquatchawarenessmonth #monkeyoftheday

Guys, May is Sasquatch awareness month (Formerly "Hominids of Extraordinarily Large Foot-Size and Evasive Disposition Awareness Month")
So it's time to do your part!

Be aware.

#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #sasquatchawarenessmonth

I hope that when I'm his age, I'm as at peace as this guy is

#monkeyoftheday

Screaming, crying, pissing my pants 😞

a man reading a book called sensible chuckle ALT: a man reading a book called sensible chuckle

It is so heartwarming to see goblinfolk join the search for the squatch; I remember a time when people would say goblins themselves aren't real!

Once in a while I see a candid photo or video of me and I don't recognize myself right away. Before the familiarity and subsequent criticism sets in, I just see beautiful guy.

Remember: the monkey in the mirror is not you!

#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #introspection

now I can have scramble eggs, friend chicken, AND crapes this week.

This guy was done as a concept for a collaboration with @mediocreegg.bsky.social who among other things, is a talented sculptor. I, like any cryprozoologist, yearns to see such elusive creatures in the flesh!

#monkeyoftheday #cryptid #critter #collaboration

Remember to ASK before taking pictures! Though usually docile, I caught this beautiful squatch during a meal and he promptly put on boxing gloves and knocked me tf out (I will never recover from this)

#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #beet

Despite their innate shyness, Sasquatches who have experience with humans can be more friendly to visitors. We know them for their big feet, but it is true too that they have big hearts! 💖

#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot

I better get out of your hair.. 𝗢𝗵, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝗵 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈

You say you don't have lice🐞, but you're always having the other monkeys picking through your back hair🔎. Now I just can't for the life of me figure why a #monkey (🐒) such as yourself, without lice in their back hair, would be doing that 🤔

i’m losing my shit at this

Cigarillo is an anagram for "I C GORILLA"

Just another example of THEM trying to cover up the truth

#monkeyoftheday #keeprolling

Chillin and Gorillin out here. I'm glad you're here looking at this Gorilla with me :) #banana#monkeyoftheday

The North American Sasquatch is famously shy. This magnificent creature is unlikely to let you snap a picture, and pictures of their feet are even harder to acquire!

#monkeyoftheday #sasquatch #bigfoot #thosesomestompers

Miyazaki explains his reasoning behind the design of Gwynevere, commenting that he “simply wanted to feature a big woman” and that his personal fantasy was to be “coddled like a child by a giant woman.”

This guy was a pencil sketch that I watercolored and inked for an invitation to a wizard party. Beautiful irony, I think, the way a wizard's cap resembles a dunce cap.

#monkeyoftheday #wizard

Oh thank God, I was sure he hated me. He's got such an intimidating look about him 😰

#tamagotchi #badboy

2019-era crusty family guy fanart

Daisy is athletic, man. She's muscular, she'd rock your shit if she read this

Who up peeling they mf bananner??

Forever looking at other O-rangs and wondering when my flanges are gonna come in 🤔🧐😓

#monkeyoftheday #orangutan