Ellie 💙📚

Like wdym I have to leave the house in frigid temps to go sit in a frigid office for 9 hours??? PASS

Working in December should be outlawed.

Happy weekend to all who celebrate 🎉

Just a quiet, sad little PSA.

If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’

They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.

It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.

How DARE you not remember me!!!! Let me in!!!!

Why do I get so offended when an app on my phone signs me out

THANK YOUUUUUU 🥰🥰🥰

BECA ILY PLS

Thank you so much! 🥰

Ellie bathroom selfie. She’s wearing a dark green dress with sparkles

Going to a wedding in a blizzard, yippeeeee 🥳

I love being the “green girl” at work bc people will literally stop and be like “look! I wore green today for you!” Or send me pictures of green clothes and accessories like yes, thank you, I love this 🥰

Photo of a Cynthia doll from rugrats. She has 4.5 tufts of hair coming straight out of her head and her eyes are blankly staring into the distance. She has on an orange and red striped dress

Last few days of open enrollment have me feeling like a cynthia doll. Pour one out for your hr/benefits homies because we are having A TIME

AND AFTER AAAALLLLLLLLLL

Presumably FROZEN breakfast burritos were part of his repertoire

Wow RIP to a legend

Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayor’s race, capping a stunning ascent In a victory for the Democratic party’s progressive wing, Mamdani defeated former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Republican Curtis Sliwa.

Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor of New York City on Tuesday, capping a stunning ascent for the 34-year-old state lawmaker, who was set to become the city’s most liberal mayor in generations.

Nothing screams “I wish I was still on vacation” like opening up outlook to 390 emails

Maybe I just need to not work anymore but fuckin capitalism 😒

My week is almost up and I ALREADY NEED ANOTHER

ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE DODGERS

NO

😐

Blue jays I need yall to 👹 LOCK IN 👹

Everyone say it with me: go blue jays!!!!!!

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

Just donated a bunch of stuff from my pantry that we were never going to eat (non-expired of course) and went and got some meat and milk to donate as well since the food pantry said they needed it 🫶🏻 gotta do what we can to support the community since the government won’t ✌🏻

Having a week to do ✨absolutely nothing✨ is exactly what I needed 😌 and it’s only Wednesday!!!!!

👏🏻 could you raise him to love me maybe

A kitten crying with the text haha and a smiling emoji with a tear on it

Truly nothing like having a good sob on a Sunday morning

You might be on to something because I actually don’t hate sushi with tuna in it!! It’s just the prepackaged tuna that makes me go 🤢