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Songs and stories at https://open.substack.com/pub/ohhisteve?r=3b8a3e&utm_medium=ios

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every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

30.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1570    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Yikes

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Yikes

Him, too.

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Yikes

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Yikes

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Yikes

Applies to him, too:

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Yikes

Pertinent tune

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Yikes

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Maybe he’s not that stupid. But he sure seems to be.

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25) Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

Song nails it.

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ain’t Nobody Eating Dogs and Cats (Recorded Live At Madison Square Garden 10/28/25) I see deluded people cheering/I see Jeff and Donald leering/I see media defections/ I see the end of free elections

Someone get him thus tune.

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ain’t Nobody Eating Dogs and Cats (Recorded Live At Madison Square Garden 10/28/25) I see deluded people cheering/I see Jeff and Donald leering/I see media defections/ I see the end of free elections

Someone get him this song.

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

30.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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June Lockhart Was 100 If olives grew as big as pumpkins/That would be outrageous/And lifting our martinis/Would be quite courageous

She’ll be missed! But this song is really not about that.

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30.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mandy, you utter gem

29.10.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Obvious Mental Issues They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

This marriage is doomed! Newish tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

29.10.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True. No more β€œLive Ats…” from me. That was a mistake.

28.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It amazes me every day! How can this stuff be called β€œslop” if it sounds so great?

The images AI creates are often legitimately β€œsloppy” but the music can be awesome.

I use Suno, which I mention on my Substack. Not trying to fool anyone or sell this stuff. It’s a wonderful creative outlet.

28.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ain’t Nobody Eating Dogs and Cats (Recorded Live At Madison Square Garden 10/28/25) I see deluded people cheering/I see Jeff and Donald leering/I see media defections/ I see the end of free elections

Relevant, soulful tune, allegedly recorded live. Worth a listen!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

28.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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