The scene from Austin Powers where he wakes up from being frozen and is told the cold war is over. Lionel, Primarch of the dark angels is pasted over Austins head and is told the horus heresy is over. He replies implying he was a chaos supporter and corrects himself when he is told the imperium won

tom clancy having a daughter surprises me

tom clancy's daughter being trans and into 40k, doesn't

always sad to see people fall off the wagon, check in on the blokes in your life everybody they need it

Oi Groimes weove got to peent it reed

Fabius Bile reading the emperor's documentation reading "you just gotta jerk em off postmortem" and giving the camera the 555-Come On Now stare

millennial marketing consultants have once again neutered, castrated and longhoused games wokeshop to subvert white nationhood, please vote against this with your dollar

in the trench crusade setting my job would be the poorly paid lab assistant who washes the unviable Jesus stem cells off of petri dishes and hopes to one day get a pontifical defence contract to clone John the Baptist

grok is spiritually a fourty seven year old man from england

My son just looked at the latest heresy preview stream and said “Daddy do you think consumers will vote against this with their wallets?” He’s a 46 year old r/grimdank user and I hate him so fucking much

Matt yglesias tweet questioning if coherent ideologies are good

the emperor of mankind formulating a volkisch movement of human purity that can only be maintained by post-humans:

shaking my head and moving AoS from the woke column to the chud column of my spreadsheet

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GW can print whatever and get one warhamillion Saudi surplus aramco investment dollars while a legion of men infinitely more spiritually castrated than even me clap their hands like seals

They're trying to make skaven real to boost GW sales, risky play but I must respect it Mr. Workshop

the cosseted treatlerite, in his draconic lair of superprofits, HATES the NOBLE proletarianising campaign of the great and noted third worldist Donald Trump!!!!! Raise the Adult Toy tariffs on the UK another 20%!!!!!!

🚨 BREAKING🚨 : Phil Kelly has been sentenced to death by the provisional party justice committee, the sentence will be carried out by firing squad at 2pm monday 31st, Comrade Secretary Van Nguyen has announced a campaign of "dekellyisation" at the 24th annual party conference

POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.

Sick of these standards

i feel like Gulliman would be the type of guy to keep some tasteful Notorious RBG and Still With Her merch kicking around the bridge of the Macragge’s Honour

no,no…. the immaterium’s fine…..no, it’s great really….i just didn’t expect it to be chinese

any time i see a little 9 year old boy playing sisters of battle or painting his marines pink i show him how to fill in a referral for an immediate sex reassignment on the NHS. GW employees aren’t allowed to stop me because they would face life in jail

explaining 40k to an american