@iambastardman.bsky.social
(Girl who identifies as "neurospicy" in online dating profile) I'm talking too much. Sorry I talk too much. If I talk to much just tell me to shut up
(Girl who identifies as "futa" in online dating profile) *gurgling noise as she parachutes ketamine*
yes milord the peasants should know their place
15.10.2025 14:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0beans + feet = shrimp
13.10.2025 06:05 β π 34 π 8 π¬ 1 π 1poop with a side of more poop
13.10.2025 08:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0source?
05.09.2025 12:46 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's impressive how much cocksucking you can do in public and not get arrested for it when you're prime minister
28.07.2025 14:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βGo outsideβ has intense proxy pro-AnPrim vibes.
12.05.2025 10:02 β π 23 π 5 π¬ 0 π 1Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldnβt have banks we should have Funko pops
11.04.2025 03:46 β π 2312 π 111 π¬ 18 π 4so sorry milord i make him put on the rags milord we cant have the people thirsting milord
27.03.2025 16:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.
25.03.2025 13:01 β π 618 π 119 π¬ 19 π 0Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bluesky elders
24.03.2025 19:25 β π 127 π 43 π¬ 8 π 3Nah this is real I saw it
24.03.2025 19:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0langley is chaos right now since the cia is getting fired so if you see someone posting "therapists are a psyop to carry out capitalist emotional labor alienation but yall aren't ready for that conversation" this week you know they're just doing it for the love of the game
06.02.2025 05:10 β π 1295 π 374 π¬ 2 π 1so true bestie
10.12.2024 08:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@sigmarxism.bsky.social fuck you skeet already
19.11.2024 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0banning leaded petrol was woke
09.05.2024 15:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0apply to tesla and have a little nap on the job
14.12.2023 08:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02 second flat
06.12.2023 16:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the wokies have ruined my sperm count with microplastics
24.11.2023 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ask your partner how many times a day they think about 9/11 you will be surprised
22.11.2023 12:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wish i could sell garbo beer to losers for $75
16.11.2023 13:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i could take him
14.11.2023 09:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
me watching the work influencer marketing reel c suite is really proud of
13.11.2023 14:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@codyjohnston.bsky.social mr cody can you feast upon my ass
08.11.2023 16:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cope seeth mald etc you baby masquerading as a man
08.11.2023 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gunna skeet every thought even those covered by nda im not a coward
01.11.2023 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@codyjohnston.bsky.social yo can i borrow that fuckin uhhhh saw adjacent machine i need to get off
01.11.2023 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
18.10.2023 14:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
bluesky is le cercle of posting
18.10.2023 14:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
