Bloatware

They make you go faster!
No wait, I meant to say fatter.

happy vore day to all that masticate

mood to be a hyperfat food waste dump rising dramatically...

well, more than usual, anyway

You know how people can identity with an animal so much they are considered therian? Is there a word like that for just being fat? Like body dysmorphia is the only other word i can think of, but that's usually for trans people.

Yeah! I dunno if there's a word for it, but it's totally a thing.

World getting you down? Just want a break from it all? Consider becoming an immobile blubber blimp today!

Pipistrello is the Italian word for a bat c:

Jeez what a fatass.

Jeez what a fatass.

Heh, thanks! As I said, I like to keep a low profile :p

I've been making fatfur things since Kygen was a toddler, but I kind of make a point of being a silent nobody and much more prominent friends of mine were still missing, so eh, I'm good.

Hot damn, this is an epic piece of work. So many blimps in one place!

I loathe ‘callout posts’. They’re the internet’s form of vigilante justice, and vigilante justice is problematic precisely because it’s so often dependent upon a non-mainstream opinion of what’s right and wrong. Normally I’d ignore them—and my better judgement now would be to continue doing so—but in this case I feel like I outta say *something*. I’ve known Samael for nearly 20 years now, almost as long as I’ve been a furry, and frankly, Sam is a fucking delightful person. That’s a sentiment shared by literally everyone I’ve known who has interacted with them, of which there are several dozen, many of whom I have also been friends or acquaintances with for anywhere up to 20 years. Conversely, those making accusations against them (some of whom I also, awkwardly, consider friends) have never so much as spoken to Sam, and are seemingly making their judgements based on an association drawn from a drama channel video. I can’t speak for the Floraverse Discord or the other people involved in it, I’ve either never spoken to them or hadn’t consciously heard of them before. But I find it pretty difficult to consider Sam guilty of what some folks have accused them of when I have so much experience to the contrary and so many friends who can corroborate those experiences. For now, I’m going to trust in my friends, as any decent person should.

Replies off because I just wanted to get this off my chest, not invite comments or debate.

And before there's any accusations: no, I wasn't asked, prompted, or coerced to write anything.

Didn't get to front during it but it was my birth/discovery/headmate day a couple of days ago. Gimmie cake.

If you’d rather stay on Bluesky, follow the @ap.brid.gy account so that your posting becomes available outside of this walled garden too.

social.beeps.gay/@bloatware

Well, that’s not happening. Back to Mastodon I go.

this is a naked admission from transphobes that they think women are supposed to be naturally dumber...??? how fucking nasty is that

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Transporting masses of data is a big task!

#fatfur #khato_art

I tend to whip some up every time we have leftover chicken from getting delivery :3

Cursed thought: Portraits of Kim so often end up as a wall of grey with a face that she could probably pass as a Thomas the Tank Engine character

Well today is Garfield Day sooooo…

👎 Perma/formlocked TF.

👍 Fursona that canonically grows fatter with each passing minute and has been doing so for over 5 years now.

howfatis.bloatware.xyz/alex/

I used to not be crazy about like, blob sizes in WG/fatfur stuff, but as time has gone on, the notion of being rendered so absolutely huge that you're essentially a spectator to your own slow sinking into a mound of *you* has become a Mighty Need

Aww that’s neat!

That’s a bit of back story I don’t remember hearing before 👀

Not the exact same thing but I first found your stuff through the likes of Tim Drafthorses (an old IRL friend) and only years later stumbled upon the hey-that's-weirdly-familiar-lookin' fat critter art.

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Thank you again so so much! I had a blast!

Drawing of a stall in a theme park titled “feed a pony”. Behind it are two incredibly obese ponies, a grey mare and orange stallion, who are both dozens of metres tall and wide, and completely buried underneath their own fat rolls, obscuring their features. Small cut outs show close ups of their faces, happily sucking down on feeding hoses that are connected to a tanker truck parked nearby. There’s a rollercoaster in the background, and the foreground shows part of a park map showing the ponies taking up huge amounts of the available space.

look, at some point even permablob pegasi have to make ends meet somehow. food doesn’t pay for itself!

Art: https://samaelbretondragon.carrd.co/