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Revon, a disabled man wearing his brace and using his cane, stands under a spotlight with the words in large letters: HELP ME LEAVE MY ABUSIVE HOUSE! aka, my abusive mother is kicking me out. Please. HELP.

Revon, a disabled man wearing his brace and using his cane, stands under a spotlight with the words in large letters: HELP ME LEAVE MY ABUSIVE HOUSE! aka, my abusive mother is kicking me out. Please. HELP.

Revon, a disabled man wearing his brace and using his cane, stands under a spotlight with the words detailing his request with some words emphasized: I'm making a mutual aid request. I need help. 
My mother has issued me an eviction notice. I have to leave by April 1st, or she will kick me out with police force. She has threatened to do this a couple times. This time, I know she means it. 
I will be moving in with @CryptAesthetics, who has been made aware of every step of her abuse since it began. We're aiming to move out by the end of March, and I need assistance raising money to pay for first & last month's rent, plus movers for myself since most of my friends do not drive, but can help pack. Whatever else we make will help me puchase house essentials & mobility assistance, and help pay part of @CryptAesthetics first/last, too. 
We are looking to raise a minimum of 2000 CAD. 1500 for first/last on my part, 300 for movers, & 200 for a new mattress for myself. 
If you can help, please donate to my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/themythicbunny or my paypal, linked in the replies of this post. 
In the following image, I will be detailing the situation as it's unfolded, with the added notion that I do not have steady access to the kitchen, and thus haven't been able to keep or have food steadily since August, and must constantly order food, putting myself in debt to feed myself. I've saved up 200 the last two months by limiting food.

Revon, a disabled man wearing his brace and using his cane, stands under a spotlight with the words detailing his request with some words emphasized: I'm making a mutual aid request. I need help. My mother has issued me an eviction notice. I have to leave by April 1st, or she will kick me out with police force. She has threatened to do this a couple times. This time, I know she means it. I will be moving in with @CryptAesthetics, who has been made aware of every step of her abuse since it began. We're aiming to move out by the end of March, and I need assistance raising money to pay for first & last month's rent, plus movers for myself since most of my friends do not drive, but can help pack. Whatever else we make will help me puchase house essentials & mobility assistance, and help pay part of @CryptAesthetics first/last, too. We are looking to raise a minimum of 2000 CAD. 1500 for first/last on my part, 300 for movers, & 200 for a new mattress for myself. If you can help, please donate to my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/themythicbunny or my paypal, linked in the replies of this post. In the following image, I will be detailing the situation as it's unfolded, with the added notion that I do not have steady access to the kitchen, and thus haven't been able to keep or have food steadily since August, and must constantly order food, putting myself in debt to feed myself. I've saved up 200 the last two months by limiting food.

Revon, a disabled man wearing his brace and using his cane, stands under a spotlight with the words detailing his situation, with some words emphasized with different colour: In December 2023, I re-connected with my abusive mother who claimed to have changed and was 'doing better'. After a couple of months, I thought this change was permanent, and she made the offer to move in with her in April 2024, in my childhood home.
This was my mistake. I trusted her, and put faith in her, hoping that the change she displayed was permanent. It was not. 
For the past two years, her treatment towards me has worsened significantly, especially these last several months. It turns out, just because someone doesn't beat you anymore, doesn't mean they've stopped being abusive altogether. She has completely iced me out while removing access to essentials such as access to the bathroom on the  same floor my room is (I am disabled. I can't be constantly going up and down stairs. She forces me to do this anyways by locking the door every night), removed toilet paper handles, taken away essentials I helped purchase with my own money, financially abused and harassed me, gaslit me, has weaponized, discriminated, and mocked my mental and physical disabilities, because they 'made her life worse', threatened to keep me hostage in her house until I paid her back money that I owed her, and turned every single one of these situations into her being the victim. Now, she's misgendering me and actively insulting me and my siblings loudly on the phone and to friends, slamming doors, cussing and cursing about me when I'm home, and doing everything she can to scare me. 
It's working. I'm scared. And I need out.

Revon, a disabled man wearing his brace and using his cane, stands under a spotlight with the words detailing his situation, with some words emphasized with different colour: In December 2023, I re-connected with my abusive mother who claimed to have changed and was 'doing better'. After a couple of months, I thought this change was permanent, and she made the offer to move in with her in April 2024, in my childhood home. This was my mistake. I trusted her, and put faith in her, hoping that the change she displayed was permanent. It was not. For the past two years, her treatment towards me has worsened significantly, especially these last several months. It turns out, just because someone doesn't beat you anymore, doesn't mean they've stopped being abusive altogether. She has completely iced me out while removing access to essentials such as access to the bathroom on the same floor my room is (I am disabled. I can't be constantly going up and down stairs. She forces me to do this anyways by locking the door every night), removed toilet paper handles, taken away essentials I helped purchase with my own money, financially abused and harassed me, gaslit me, has weaponized, discriminated, and mocked my mental and physical disabilities, because they 'made her life worse', threatened to keep me hostage in her house until I paid her back money that I owed her, and turned every single one of these situations into her being the victim. Now, she's misgendering me and actively insulting me and my siblings loudly on the phone and to friends, slamming doors, cussing and cursing about me when I'm home, and doing everything she can to scare me. It's working. I'm scared. And I need out.

‼️ URGENT MUTUAL AID REQUEST ‼️

Please help me move out safely. I'm being kicked out of my current living space. I need to be out by April 1st. The details are in the post. I need a min.of 2000 CAD. Ko-fi link here:

ko-fi.com/themythicbun...

#mutualaid #trans #disabled #helpsky #disabledcrowdfund

05.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 347    🔁 515    💬 6    📌 12

The SoCal Negro Vacationers Club is about have a fun and relaxing trip!

No mess, no fuss.

No problem.

Right?

Live soon.

Twitch.tv/apochromaticunlimited

07.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 18    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 2

WHAT THE FUCK YALL KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE! HARLEM RENAISSANCE FOREVERRRR!!!

LET'S ACTUAL SOME PLAYS! LET'S RAISE SOME FUNDS!
LET'S LOVE BLACK PEOPLE AND CELEBRATE BLACK HISTORY MOOOOOOOOOONTH!

06.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve watched this about 20 times already

05.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 4573    🔁 988    💬 161    📌 220
"Southern California Negro Vacationers Club"  starring
GM NaniCoolJ, @NaniCoolJ
Khāi, @someonenamedK
Paul Greene-Dennis , @PaulGreeneDennis
Austin Taylor , @sailosctaustin
Samm Star , @Lusttforlifeex

Streaming Friday, Feb 6th at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/apochromaticunlimited as part of Apochromatic Unlimited BHM 2026

"Southern California Negro Vacationers Club" starring GM NaniCoolJ, @NaniCoolJ Khāi, @someonenamedK Paul Greene-Dennis , @PaulGreeneDennis Austin Taylor , @sailosctaustin Samm Star , @Lusttforlifeex Streaming Friday, Feb 6th at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/apochromaticunlimited as part of Apochromatic Unlimited BHM 2026

This Friday at 8 PM EST

In the 1920s, the Southern California Negro Vacationers Club brings Black travelers to the hottest resorts and vacation spots around.

Now on a trip to Apple Valley Hot Springs in Victorville, California, the vacationers stumble upon a party that promises to never end.

05.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 95    🔁 61    💬 1    📌 6

"None of us figured out how to avoid being here."

IT WAS CALLED "FILL IN A LITTLE OVAL NEXT TO THE BLACK LADY'S NAME IN NOVEMBER 2024."

04.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 745    🔁 212    💬 55    📌 20
A dark blue and gold graphic with art deco filigree reads as follows: 


The Alembic of Genius starring
GM Danny Mendoza , @dannyrmendoza
Janie , @janiepotts
Allegro , @alluringAllegro
Aadi , @aadimk
Chanelle-Lize , @chanelle-lize


Streaming 2/06 4PM on twitch.tv/apochromaticunlimited as part of Apochromatic Unlimited BHM 2026 Harlem Renaissance Forever
Supporting the Lavender Rights Project
Sponsored by Transplanar RPG and Frivolous Bear Studios

A dark blue and gold graphic with art deco filigree reads as follows: The Alembic of Genius starring GM Danny Mendoza , @dannyrmendoza Janie , @janiepotts Allegro , @alluringAllegro Aadi , @aadimk Chanelle-Lize , @chanelle-lize Streaming 2/06 4PM on twitch.tv/apochromaticunlimited as part of Apochromatic Unlimited BHM 2026 Harlem Renaissance Forever Supporting the Lavender Rights Project Sponsored by Transplanar RPG and Frivolous Bear Studios

This Friday at 4 PM EST

The Circle are legends of the Fairelands. However, they are tired, they are scarred.

Now a missing member has found “relief”: a ritual of eternal bliss that heals trauma by erasing memory, will, and self.

The Circle is invited to witness this discovery for themselves.

04.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 61    🔁 54    💬 1    📌 7

little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?

04.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 2904    🔁 620    💬 70    📌 20

This is my thing, yes criticize Dems and call them. But run your Republican Congress critters ragged right now. Make it impossible for them to have a moment of peace.

04.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 997    🔁 366    💬 21    📌 13

I personally think this is now all too clear - oligarchs catching and killing the mainstream media infrastructure so their repugnant crimes against humanity and the planet are hidden from public view - but **please** let's all say it louder for the people in the back.

04.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 108    🔁 36    💬 2    📌 1

This is why imma start making chili and/or spaghetti every week and just freeze it.
It's my "I gotta eat something but don't want take-out or cook" meal

03.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So many times...
It always start with "I shouldn't order out cause I can just cook XYZ".
Never fails but at least I have something already cooked for next day when I hopefully got the taste for it.

03.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's not new information that just saying "no" works but for some reason, many institutions have been paying the full ransom immediately

02.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 872    🔁 169    💬 18    📌 8

Not a single thing shocks me anymore.

02.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

🥷 go build something or some shit!

Vaginas/asses need breaks from people and things coming in and out of them ALL THE DAMN TIME!

And why there? Rub my lower back. I got sciatica. Grab a thigh. I’m ticklish (goosey) AF.

02.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

This would irritate the fuck outta me. Who wants to worry about being groped every time they sit down?!

02.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, thanks for thinking of me but could you take me out the starter pack?

02.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Years of being told we had to really squint and read the tea leaves on what has been the most trite white supremacist politics.

02.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 222    🔁 33    💬 9    📌 1
02.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 27    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
HE’S MAD I CALL MYSELF  ‘BLACK FORAGER’ 🙃
YouTube video by BlackForager HE’S MAD I CALL MYSELF ‘BLACK FORAGER’ 🙃

I like to say "food does not come from the grocery store," and no one knows that better than The Black Forager (now with extra Blackness cause February).

02.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 102    🔁 28    💬 1    📌 2
A promotional graphic for a charity event. On the left, there is the logo for "Apochromatic Unlimited" featuring a stylized letter "A" with the text "Harlem Renaissance Forever" above and below it. The background has an intricate, swirling pattern with "BHM 2026" encased in a scroll-like design. The right side of the image displays the "Black Trans Advocacy & Legal Services / Lavender Rights Project" logo, which incorporates many hands with different skin tones raised in solidarity against a backdrop of a combination of the Philadelphia Pride Flag and the Trans Pride Flag. In the center, between the two logos, is the phrase "Charity In Support of," written in white text. The background is a textured dark blue with delicate gold circuit-like lines framing the image.

A promotional graphic for a charity event. On the left, there is the logo for "Apochromatic Unlimited" featuring a stylized letter "A" with the text "Harlem Renaissance Forever" above and below it. The background has an intricate, swirling pattern with "BHM 2026" encased in a scroll-like design. The right side of the image displays the "Black Trans Advocacy & Legal Services / Lavender Rights Project" logo, which incorporates many hands with different skin tones raised in solidarity against a backdrop of a combination of the Philadelphia Pride Flag and the Trans Pride Flag. In the center, between the two logos, is the phrase "Charity In Support of," written in white text. The background is a textured dark blue with delicate gold circuit-like lines framing the image.

Happy #BHM2026 to all our brothers, sisters, non-binary siblings!

All month long we are raising funds for the Lavender Rights Project; a Black Trans feminist organization committed to dismantling oppressive systems that disproportionately harm Black communities.

tiltify.com/@apochromati...

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02.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 109    🔁 103    💬 1    📌 8

This feels like a scam because wtf is this pinned? Feels like they just want to get into your DMs to give you link to fill out with info.

Regardless, blocking is probably best choice here.

02.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 21    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0
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Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

01.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 18387    🔁 8151    💬 816    📌 831
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OpenClaw is interesting, but will also drain your wallet if you aren't careful.
Last night around midnight I loaded my Anthropic API account with $20, then went to bed.
When I woke up, my Anthropic balance was $O.
Opus was checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night."
Doing literally nothing, OpenClaw spent the entire balance. How?

Benjamin De Kraker O @BenjaminDEKR Follow OpenClaw is interesting, but will also drain your wallet if you aren't careful. Last night around midnight I loaded my Anthropic API account with $20, then went to bed. When I woke up, my Anthropic balance was $O. Opus was checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night." Doing literally nothing, OpenClaw spent the entire balance. How?

The "Heartbeat" cron job, even though literally the only thing I had going was one silly reminder, ("remind me tomorrow to get milk")
1. Sent ~120,000 tokens of context to Opus
4.5
2. Opus read HEARTBEAT md, thought about reminders
3. Replied "HEARTBEAT_OK"
4. Cost: ~$0.75 per heartbeat (cache writes)
The damage:
- Overnight = ~25+ heartbeats
- 25 × $0.75 = ~$18.75 just from heartbeats alone
- Plus regular conversation = ~$20 total
The absurdity: Opus was essentially checking
"is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night."

The "Heartbeat" cron job, even though literally the only thing I had going was one silly reminder, ("remind me tomorrow to get milk") 1. Sent ~120,000 tokens of context to Opus 4.5 2. Opus read HEARTBEAT md, thought about reminders 3. Replied "HEARTBEAT_OK" 4. Cost: ~$0.75 per heartbeat (cache writes) The damage: - Overnight = ~25+ heartbeats - 25 × $0.75 = ~$18.75 just from heartbeats alone - Plus regular conversation = ~$20 total The absurdity: Opus was essentially checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night."

I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives

01.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 2686    🔁 518    💬 13    📌 147

His husband grew up in the Hamptons and he is a very successful New York real estate agent so I know the lawyers are vicious and well connected.

01.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 264    🔁 28    💬 3    📌 0

Finger on the pulse of her constituents.

01.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 14    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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an elderly woman in a green shirt is saying it 's been 84 years Alt: an elderly woman in a green shirt is saying it 's been 84 years

WHEN WILL THIS MONTH BE OVER?!

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29.01.2026 03:33 — 👍 860    🔁 229    💬 24    📌 39
a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean

a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

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