Ken.

First day. Praying it all comes together.✨

(I have candy corn.)

Better as ✨blocked✨.

August has been 👎🏽 thus far. I’m being patient but what the fuck?

🥰🥰🥰

As the hoochie gawd said, “I be looking at yalls titties, AND I be looking at yalls BUTTS. And I’m still better than a man” 💛

I understand why Big Auntie ‘nem would be irritated when we would be in and out the door, all loud. I get it.

Almond butter and strawberry preserve sandwiches + fruit salads hit right now. It’s too hot for food.

(That’s why once I master these zipper pouches, I’m pretending I don’t know how until I gift them.)

Learn how to do new things for fun, not money.

The Gilded Age countdown is real. Don't call me!

The weekend before school starts is the most anxiety inducing time of the year.

I know I know … struggle , sacrifice and all that jazz

I just don’t believe life was intended to beat the dog shit outta you.

What the fuck is the point in making it to the end if you don’t enjoy the journey?

was the fall of rome this damn dumb? like could everyone see it happening beforehand and were like y'all, we are about to do the dumbest thing?

a woman wearing glasses and a black jacket is sitting on a couch and talking on a phone . ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a black jacket is sitting on a couch and talking on a phone .

this week has def been a scheme… that todd set up… to come to me with the bullshit

As you should be!

My joints HURT. This has been the hardest transition.

🔥🔥🔥

Finally, my gospel is taking hold.

Hello! Your folk are looking for comfort and you’re dismissing them. That also hurts.

Of course!

I’m so tired I was sliding my feet (in the house!) this morning. My ancestors would be so shame.

Ion think folk are dancing enough, pooping enough, or bussin nearly enough nuts. This what we need articles written on.

Backed up, untouched like commemorative plates, and won't 2 step.

I mean really. Let's be real here. It's 2025, & this current iteration of the Roman empire is crashing/burning.

World ain't ending or nothing. This just our turn.

There's things you can control. Like fiber intake, and getting your knees back together to get ya eagle on. At least ya pigeon.

Folk’ living/roommate situations.

Nope, but I keep this ship going.

You can’t make this stuff up.

First day back tomorrow. So many nerves, so much everything. 🥺

Yay! 😁