C.J. Toledano

Fill their rosters with overseas guys and let them duke it out once every year til they’re in nursing homes.

Even after they retire, Netflix should do LeBron vs. Steph every Christmas.

Basketball player dunking a star on a Christmas tree

🎨: Hoopy Holidays 🏀🎄

Why is Rob Pelinka acting like the girl from The Ring?

will be catching up! we’ve been rooting for Ivey since Purdue.

Am I crazy or is the lay-up package kind of extinct in current NBA? Maybe I’m just missing the 2010 guard class of D-Rose, John Wall, Wade, prime Westbrook, early Kyrie, Kobe, etc…

I used to think the mid 2010s was the best time for sports edits but I was wrong because I just watched an Al Jefferson post moves mix on TikTok scored by a Feist song and almost started crying.

Because that’s what makes you Carl Powers

I miss the days when LeBron teams that weren’t good enough just got deleted overnight and a new roster would appear and he’d be in the Finals again.

Exactly! So many cliffhangers just in the title.

The only NBA Cup I care about.

I think I don’t like any popular TV shows because they all have boring names like Landman, Slow Horses, Disclaimer, or Silo. You want me to watch a show? Be called like The Gobstopper Boyz, Rocketship Twins, or Tornado Rollercoaster High.

He's coming to Kingdom Hearts

it's crazy we're still watching this roster

gonna crowdfund to star an app where it’s Twitter but the Lakers are 82-0

Came to Bluesky for a positive experience but the Lakers are still bad here too?

NFL playoffs should be like Mario Kart courses. A round at the beach, jungle, snow, and then Super Bowl at a Rainbow Road type place where players can fall off the side of the field into infinite space.

This always felt like a weird dream

54 gotta be the worst number you can hoop in 😭 Which number is worse? 🤣

Our hometown Dodgers winning the World Series ruined my toddler’s brain. He just said “no fireworks?” after watching the 5-7 Colts beat the 3-9 Patriots with us.

We love Anthony Richardson’s fullback ass in our house.

Lakers have the same exact record as they did 19 games in as last season (11-8). If JJ Redick really is a basketball sicko, there’s no way he’s fine with this roster. For the love of god, Rob, do something.

And Phil Hartman was Kevin Love.

We gotta ban the hoodie and blazer combo in football broadcasting.

Idea: A Christmas “Jackass” movie where they go through the house and do all the actual stunts from “Home Alone.”

Trying the Eberflus method of parenting: no timeouts.

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Despite the jersey, we highly encourage no playing in the street.

All my homies love “Dutch” just as much as “Planes, Trains, & Automobiles.”

As a Filipino, my two favorite NBA teams are the Lakers and Jared McCain.