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Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million because restaurant didn’t hold the onions, he says The plaintiff is seeking “monetary relief over $250,000.00 but less than $1,000,000," according to the suit.

okay, rare serious post. i absolutely would love to see this guy win. not just against whataburger, but also sonic.

guy had to go to the hospital due to an allergic reaction from something he explicitly requested to be omitted.

included it for a reason. there's reason to be skeptical. i just didn't see even 20k as large enough of an increase to leave much room for protest suppression, not when the pre-trump estimates i've seen put it at around 1% of the us population (>3m) being undocumented.

note that 18 usc 922(h) could be construed to apply to a us-based hololive talent posting gun range pictures on their official talent page. (this might actually be unconstitutionally overbroad.)

for context, the specific clauses are this:

- for immigrants: 18 usc 922(g)(5)(B) and 18 usc 922(g)(7)
- for us citizens with foreign employers: 18 usc 922(h)
- for gun ranges: 18 usc 924(h)

i'm not a lawyer, so take it with a grain of salt.

everyone in the us reading this, please send a letter to your congress reps about this. while in theory it impacts tourists, it could also get many gun ranges shut down with all their employees locked up for life for thousands of counts of a felony they probably didn't know they were committing.

wait...what? every one of those shooting ranges' employees could literally be locked up for practically life on felony charges.

i'd like to see the law changed to end that insanity tbh.

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i am not sorry lol

curious how they plan to address the case of people without legal heirs

WHY IS THIS COMPUTER SO SLOW TODAY? CTRL + ALT + DEL *WHRRRRR EVERYONE, RUN! IT'S THE TASK MANAGER! @comicswithak

Modern xkcd.com/3089

a man in a black shirt and leather pants stands on a patio with his arms in the air ALT: a man in a black shirt and leather pants stands on a patio with his arms in the air

here it is. it's officially canon now. we're all skeeting on blooskee

officially, to help ice in deportation. and given the scale they want to operate at, 20k still wouldn't be enough to give them room to also deal with ensuing protests.

"random internet users just trying to be comedic" running away from "Apollo" getting ready to hit them with the "the gift of prophesy" dodgeball

stop it. don't you dare.

this feels like a @dril.bsky.social post

florida never ceases to impress

Florida Woman Arrested After Alleged Nacho-Related Attack On Wife A Florida woman faces charges after allegedly attacking her wife in a bizarre incident involving nacho cheese. Evidence and injuries back the victim's claims

Crime headline of the day. Florida Woman Arrested After Alleged Nacho-Related Attack On Wife

i can't believe i just spent like 5 minutes typing all that alt text by hand for a fucking shitpost...

STOP DOING ACRONYMS • ORDNANCE WASNOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ACRONYMS • YEARS OF acronymizing wordsyet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for designations longer than M+a number • Wanted a unique name anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "Nicknames" • "Yes please give me Ross Robotics EXTRM on the front. Please give me Human Universal Load Carrier (HULC)." Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged • LOOK at what DoD Staff have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the technology & equipmentwe built for them (This is REAL Naming, done by REAL DoD Staffers ): • 3,100 students are enrolled in USAJFKSCWS ????? • Counter-electronics High Power Microwave Advanced Missile Project (CHAMP) ??????? • L3Harris Vehicle-Agnostic Modular Palletized ISR Rocket Equipment (VAMPIRE) ????????????????? "Hello I would like Nanoscale Architectures for Coherent Huper-Optic Sources (NACHOS): for my Army please" They have played us for absolute fools

Look at what the Chemoids have done,!,,,,.

how goth girls sleep: suspended upside down from the ceiling by rope tied to their feet, much like a bat

best way to sleep. you'll never have sleep issues again. 😉

i am groot

sí, vamos a volver a 2010. ¿por qué? porque vete a la mierda xd

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is dancing in front of a sign that says doritos on it . Alt: mlg meme. just look it up. i'm not explaining this pure unadulterated eyebleed cringe.

oh baby a triple

colon dee(z squares)

imagine a collab between lorna shore and aphex twin. probably will never happen, but one can dream lol

illenium and spiritbox's shivering is a masterpiece. a little swing from aronchupa ft lil sis nora is one of my favorite songs. also nightwish. and s3rl's fun to listen to. i just like fusions lol

YouTube video by Gamers Nexus Is "AI" A Buzzword?

short answer: yes. long answer: basically a youtube poop of clips of ceos and other executives talking about ai

barack obama awarding medal to barack obama

hint for those not lost in the internet sauce: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

english: "And here, there exists, a hamburger."